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7 Feb 2023
Please STOPPP showing me men on dating apps when I have selected women only. (And married people/couples-let’s get them their own app pls). I’m literally begging at this point.
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2 Feb 2023
Few months ago. Lady picked up rx that was $$. Got mad at ME because she bought it. Wanted to return. I said I cannot. She said she didn’t need 3 tubes. I said I understand but I cannot. She called corporate on me. I still did not take it back (1)
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2 Feb 2023
She called bc she got 3 tubes and only wanted 1. Admits she did call but it was about something else. She tells everyone that she knows better than me. She leaves. She returns. SLAMS tubes of medication on the counter. “HERE!” (4)
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2 Feb 2023
I look at boxes. “Yes. So these are the other two boxes of the medicine you say you did not get. See 2/3 and 3/3. See the medication name? Also looks exactly like box 1/3.” She looks. “THEN IVE BEEN USING IT WRONG!” And leaves. BRUHHHHHHHHH (5)
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28 Jan 2023
They get to eat food?!?!
28 Jan 2023
Lol y’all get food money?!?!?
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14 Jan 2023
Lady called: “I got a message saying there’s an ins issue?!” Me: “Did you get new ins?” L: “NO! Everything is exactly the same!” M: “You might want to call them bc they’re telling me it’s expired.” Like 10 minutes later the ins on the phone like “pt says ur denying them???” 🤦🏼♀️
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14 Jan 2023
And you know damn well it was all new processing info provided to me by the ins.
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31 Dec 2022
Okay #TwitterRx. Pt getting 3 albuterol inhalers Q2weeks. Even thought should last approx 3 months. Little less. For several months in a row. Do you call the doctor? Or just dispense bc pt mad and wants it?
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Sam Henderson retweeted
30 Dec 2022
this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
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30 Dec 2022
Hypothetically, if your grown son is calling the pharmacy and doesn’t understand what is being said would you , a grown woman, take the phone from him, also not understand, then mock the pharmacy personnel in a whiney baby voice? Just curious.
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29 Dec 2022
What I’m good at:
-quickly, accurately, safely, dispensing medicine
-conversions
-multitasking like a boss
-helping you manage your medication
What customers ask me about:
-where is the scotch tape
-if I place I don’t work at has it in stock
- “what’s this on my back?”
28 Dec 2022
What I’m good at:
- hyponatremia
- pneumonia
- sepsis
- heart failure
What my family asks me about:
- ear itch
- boob pain
- random rashes
- “am I farting too much?”
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Sam Henderson retweeted
27 Dec 2022
Can someone explain this sign for me?
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27 Dec 2022
“Are you open?” As I stand inside the pharmacy with all the gates open. “….yes?”
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Sam Henderson retweeted
7 Dec 2022
We’re asking readers to not engage in any @nytimes platforms tomorrow and stand with us on the digital picket line! Read local news. Listen to public radio. Make something from a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak.
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6 Dec 2022
Man walked up to the counter today and asked if he could buy some “percs”. When asked if he had a prescription he said “no but I have this” and just took out a wad of cash. Sir. WTF 🤣 No.
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2 Dec 2022
Giving out a raise company wide in “error” and then taking it back, especially when you don’t pay your employees enough in the first place…and constantly boasting about huge profits…about to be more than a pharmacist shortage coming
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