Iโm better on TikTok as @JuicyDarts or Instagram @JuicyDarts180
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19 Jun 2025
My stag so. Estonia. Random karaoke bar.
Bloke comes in and smashes Nessun Dorma note-for-note and leaves ๐๐ฎโ๐จ
Once in a lifetime.
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Jun 14
Curacao, ranked 82nd in the world, have Germany, ranked 10th, on the ropes... but let's stop for a "hydration break" in an air-conditioned stadium.
What an absolute farce.
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Jun 13
HMS PISS THE LEAGUE IS PICKING UP AT A RATE OF KNOTS
Jun 13
๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ ๐ถ๐ญ ๐ช๐ถ๐ด๐ท๐ถ๐บ๐ผ๐น๐ฌ | ๐ด๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ป๐๐
๐๐! ๐
Hemel Hempstead Town is delighted to announce that ultimate king of composure, Mauro Vilhete remains a Tudor for another season!
Hear more from Mauro about his decision to stay here: youtu.be/ujNhIQK_iqo
#COYT
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Jun 12
This was a lot like an ODI actually.
Strong start in the powerplay.
A big wobble with Senegal.
Nurdled his way through the middle overs.
Finished swinging through the line.
Textbook bosh.
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Jun 11
God Save The King
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A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!
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Jun 11
3:37. Perfect. No notes. Utterly, utterly bizzare thing to release.
Jun 11
Rob Key onโฆ
Sunday evening
The breach of curfew
Ben Stokes & Gus Atkinson
Root appointed interim captain
Watch the full interview with our MD of England Men's Cricket here ๐
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One thing Europeans will never have is tailgating. โOoh Iโll go have a pint with my matesโ
K man Iโm having 14 beers with 10k random strangers at 8 am, and being offered free hot dogs and burgers omw to the game
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Jun 8
ECB Statement: Ben Stokes and Gus Atkinson
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Craven Cottage (28,000 seats), designed by Archibald Leitch, opened in 1896...
...isn't big enough to seat every gun violence corpse from America in 2025 (38,762).
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Jun 8
High school musical nonsense
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Jun 8
We're never ever gonna change their minds about this, because a huge part of American culture is "bigger = better".
That's why they'll post this photo and compare it to Craven Cottage of all places; they legitimately can't understand why Brits would think the Cottage is better.
Manchester United's highest-ever attendance in history was 109,318 for a pre-season friendly against Real Madrid at Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor, Michigan, on August 2, 2014. A college stadium in the US
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Jun 6
Ah itโs actually coming home
Jun 6
164 FROM HUMPHRIES!
What a sequence of play that was! ๐ฅ
Luke Littler shows his appreciation! ๐
๐บ bit.ly/PDCTVLive
#NordicDarts26
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Jun 5
Mental concept picking someone who has scored a bucket load in the Champ, over vibes and handicap
A maiden Test fifty for Emilio Gay! ๐
And follows it up with a delightful boundary ๐ฎโ๐จ
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IT'S WORLD CUP FEVER
Just got out of the doctors after a rough couple days of coughing and constantly blowing my nose ive been diagnosed with a fever...
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Jun 4
Can social spots win Oacars?
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Right before Porkins is shot down, Biggs yells "Eject!" at him as if they aren't all wearing open helmets and wouldn't just die anyway in the vacuum of space
Give me your best Star Wars nitpicks. No reasonable criticisms or analysis, I'm talking real pedantic here.
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Jun 1
Poland at 28s looks very tempting
Jun 1
World Cup of Darts | Early Odds
4/9 ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ England
6/1 ๐ณ๐ฑ Netherlands
14/1 ๐ Northern Ireland & ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Scotland
16/1 ๐ฉ๐ช Germany
22/1 ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ Wales
25/1 ๐ง๐ช Belgium
28/1 ๐ต๐ฑ Poland
40/1 ๐จ๐ฟ Czechia & ๐ฎ๐ช Ireland
66/1 ๐ฆ๐บ Australia, ๐ฆ๐น Austria, ๐จ๐ฆ Canada
100/1 ๐ญ๐ท Croatia & ๐ช๐ธ Spain
125/1 ๐ฏ๐ต Japan, ๐ต๐ญ Philippines, ๐บ๐ธ USA
150/1 ๐ซ๐ท France, ๐ฑ๐ป Latvia, ๐ณ๐ฟ New Zealand, ๐ธ๐ช Sweden
200/1 ๐ฉ๐ฐ Denmark, ๐ญ๐ฐ Hong Kong, ๐ฑ๐น Lithuania, ๐ต๐น Portugal
250/1 ๐ฎ๐น Italy & ๐ณ๐ด Norway
350/1 ๐ธ๐ฎ Slovenia
400/1 ๐จ๐ญ Switzerland
500/1 ๐จ๐ณ China, ๐ซ๐ฎ Finland, ๐ญ๐บ Hungary, ๐ฎ๐ณ India, ๐ธ๐ฌ Singapore, ๐ฟ๐ฆ South Africa, ๐น๐ญ Thailand
750/1 ๐น๐น Trinidad and Tobego
100/1 ๐ฒ๐ณ Mongolia & ๐บ๐ฌ Uganda
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Imagine losing the biggest game of your life and your first thought is to try and clip farm, the most performative loser in football.
Declan Riceโs reaction after losing the Champions League finalโฆ
He knows Arsenal will go again ๐
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He just lost a ucl final and the first thing he thought of was to clip farm for the camerasโฆ.
Declan Riceโs reaction after losing the Champions League finalโฆ
He knows Arsenal will go again ๐
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