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Joined October 2011
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19 Jun 2025
My stag so. Estonia. Random karaoke bar. Bloke comes in and smashes Nessun Dorma note-for-note and leaves ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ Once in a lifetime.
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Curacao, ranked 82nd in the world, have Germany, ranked 10th, on the ropes... but let's stop for a "hydration break" in an air-conditioned stadium. What an absolute farce.
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HMS PISS THE LEAGUE IS PICKING UP AT A RATE OF KNOTS
๐‘ฒ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ฎ ๐‘ถ๐‘ญ ๐‘ช๐‘ถ๐‘ด๐‘ท๐‘ถ๐‘บ๐‘ผ๐‘น๐‘ฌ | ๐‘ด๐’‚๐’–๐’“๐’ ๐’“๐’†๐’Ž๐’‚๐’Š๐’๐’” ๐’‚ ๐‘ป๐’–๐’…๐’๐’“! ๐Ÿ‘‘ Hemel Hempstead Town is delighted to announce that ultimate king of composure, Mauro Vilhete remains a Tudor for another season! Hear more from Mauro about his decision to stay here: youtu.be/ujNhIQK_iqo #COYT
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This was a lot like an ODI actually. Strong start in the powerplay. A big wobble with Senegal. Nurdled his way through the middle overs. Finished swinging through the line. Textbook bosh.
Jun 11
Big John's Bosh Around The World ๐ŸŒŽ 48 teams. 48 boshes. No autocue. Bosh.
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God Save The King
A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!
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3:37. Perfect. No notes. Utterly, utterly bizzare thing to release.
Rob Key onโ€ฆ Sunday evening The breach of curfew Ben Stokes & Gus Atkinson Root appointed interim captain Watch the full interview with our MD of England Men's Cricket here ๐Ÿ‘‡
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One thing Europeans will never have is tailgating. โ€œOoh Iโ€™ll go have a pint with my matesโ€ K man Iโ€™m having 14 beers with 10k random strangers at 8 am, and being offered free hot dogs and burgers omw to the game
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ECB Statement: Ben Stokes and Gus Atkinson
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Craven Cottage (28,000 seats), designed by Archibald Leitch, opened in 1896... ...isn't big enough to seat every gun violence corpse from America in 2025 (38,762).
Jun 7
This is how 89% Of the stadium looks in England Please shut up.
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High school musical nonsense
Nothing in Europe comes close to any of this
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We're never ever gonna change their minds about this, because a huge part of American culture is "bigger = better". That's why they'll post this photo and compare it to Craven Cottage of all places; they legitimately can't understand why Brits would think the Cottage is better.
Manchester United's highest-ever attendance in history was 109,318 for a pre-season friendly against Real Madrid at Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor, Michigan, on August 2, 2014. A college stadium in the US
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Ah itโ€™s actually coming home
164 FROM HUMPHRIES! What a sequence of play that was! ๐Ÿ”ฅ Luke Littler shows his appreciation! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ“บ bit.ly/PDCTVLive #NordicDarts26
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ANTONEE ROBINSON OH MY GOD ๐Ÿš€

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Mental concept picking someone who has scored a bucket load in the Champ, over vibes and handicap
A maiden Test fifty for Emilio Gay! ๐Ÿ‘ And follows it up with a delightful boundary ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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IT'S WORLD CUP FEVER
Just got out of the doctors after a rough couple days of coughing and constantly blowing my nose ive been diagnosed with a fever...
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Can social spots win Oacars?
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It was all going to plan until instincts took overโ€ฆ Rip The Script
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Right before Porkins is shot down, Biggs yells "Eject!" at him as if they aren't all wearing open helmets and wouldn't just die anyway in the vacuum of space
Give me your best Star Wars nitpicks. No reasonable criticisms or analysis, I'm talking real pedantic here.
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Poland at 28s looks very tempting
World Cup of Darts | Early Odds 4/9 ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ England 6/1 ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Netherlands 14/1 ๐Ÿ€ Northern Ireland & ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Scotland 16/1 ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Germany 22/1 ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ Wales 25/1 ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช Belgium 28/1 ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ Poland 40/1 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Czechia & ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช Ireland 66/1 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Australia, ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น Austria, ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Canada 100/1 ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท Croatia & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Spain 125/1 ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Japan, ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ Philippines, ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ USA 150/1 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France, ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป Latvia, ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ New Zealand, ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Sweden 200/1 ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Denmark, ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Hong Kong, ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น Lithuania, ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Portugal 250/1 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Italy & ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Norway 350/1 ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Slovenia 400/1 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Switzerland 500/1 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ China, ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Finland, ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ Hungary, ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ India, ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ Singapore, ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ South Africa, ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ Thailand 750/1 ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น Trinidad and Tobego 100/1 ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ณ Mongolia & ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ Uganda
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May 30
Imagine losing the biggest game of your life and your first thought is to try and clip farm, the most performative loser in football.
Declan Riceโ€™s reaction after losing the Champions League finalโ€ฆ He knows Arsenal will go again ๐Ÿ‘€
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He just lost a ucl final and the first thing he thought of was to clip farm for the camerasโ€ฆ.
Declan Riceโ€™s reaction after losing the Champions League finalโ€ฆ He knows Arsenal will go again ๐Ÿ‘€
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The "Original" El Grande Americano has been UNMASKED!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ It's CHAD GABLE!!!
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