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Joined June 2022
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Guess what all of these men have in common with each other?
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Mitch McConnell should not be allowed to see a doctor this close to an election.
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Now, according to Twitter, MAGAs are pro algae.
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Incredible
I love this! Thanks to Patrick Irish for sharing this video with us. He caught this Tucson coyote that decided to hop on a car and start howling!😍
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He has more compassion and integrity than most everyone in the present administration. He is all of us.
To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.
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The people crying about Graham Platner’s 20 year old tattoo have tattoos like this.
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"The GOP has subpar candidates because no one can stand up to Trump. "As Democrats talk about high gas prices, Republicans make an ever longer list of Things That Are Gay. "That is a strategy born not of manly strength, but of submissive desperation." theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0…
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My dad's 1967 Corvette Stingray has less miles than Melania Trump
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MAGA: "Liberals who keep calling us Nazis are inciting all of this violence against Trump!" Also MAGA:
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Went to the doctor with a suspicious looking mole. He said they all look that way & I should have left him in the garden.
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free her
God forbid we have fun sometimes
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Now THAT is fishing
This dude caught a fish and noticed an eagle had its eyes locked on it so he did the most unexpected thing
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11 months ago today, Rep. Melissa Hortman was murdered by a right-wing extremist. RETWEET to honor her life 💙
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who the hell recorded this
Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me:
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Harambe died on this day 10 years ago and scored higher on cognitive tests than Donald Trump.
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Denver is hosting the 2026 Transplant Games in June. Waiting for the Colorado MAGAs to scream that “them trans people” are overrunning the state.
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went to get some pizza and somehow i don’t think i was very welcomed.
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censor my nephew’s face bro
This is a baby capybara. Look at how he walks under water
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Its wild that Scott DesJarlais (R-TN) doesn’t get more coverage. He’s admitted to multiple affairs with patients while working as a doctor, encouraged a mistress to get an abortion despite being pro-life, and threatened his first ex-wife with a gun multiple times He’s still been in Congress since 2011
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This is Adam Hoffman, a 49-year-old Waco, TX attorney. He faced life without parole for repeatedly raping a young boy. Texas AG Ken Paxton offered him 1 day in jail and no need to register as a sex offender. A judge increased his sentence to a whopping 60 days. He gets out in June. Not an immigrant. Not a trans person. Not a Black or brown person. Every MAGA accusation is a confession. Full story: letsaddresstexas.substack.co…
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