I started the Egg Nog Wars last year (see below), and I regret nothing.
If you hate egg nog, it's safe to say you probably have a chromosomal defect and are questioning your sexuality.
Also, egg nog goes hand in hand with figgy pudding and gay apparel - both of which I endorse.
I take responsibility for starting the eggnog war today, so let me end with this:
If you dislike eggnog I feel sorry for you. Not only do you have a physical deficit, you also clearly have some deep-seated emotional trauma that has led to a potentially fatal character flaw. Adieu