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Sappen retweeted
Apr 30
Why are there multiple games in the first round where the Lakers are playing non-traditional uniforms? It's the goddamn playoffs
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Sappen retweeted
24 Oct 2025
Okc is literally unwatchable. Lu Dort is allowed to hand check and play football but if another team does less contact to SGA it’s two shots yet Dort never fouls out lmao
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Sappen retweeted
3 Apr 2025
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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Sappen retweeted
2 Feb 2025
The Knicks have spent 30 years running headfirst into every available wall while trying to find a way to finally get a true MVP-caliber superstar on their roster and meanwhile the Lakers picked up the phone one day and got asked “Hello, would you like Luka Doncic?”
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Sappen retweeted
25 Dec 2024
On Dec. 25, 1985 -- 39 years ago today, in 1 of most epic & important fights in world history, legendary Rocky Balboa KO'd Ivan Drago in Moscow in such a huge upset it ended the Cold War. Here's Drago's rookie card from the @Topps "Rocky IV" set in my #boxing collection.
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Sappen retweeted
23 Dec 2024
this is the type of stuff that Ras al Ghul says to batman in batman begins
the whos were a gluttonous materialistic people and the grinch was a figure of divine retribution
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Sappen retweeted
17 Jul 2024
A large majority of the Star Wars community is so lame. Lol
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He heavily implies what we’re all thinking
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Sappen retweeted
18 May 2024
That’s a cool looking Cybertruck, my man! I always wanted a Pontiac Aztec wrapped in aluminum foil so I’m pretty jealous
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Sappen retweeted
25 Feb 2024
call it whatever you need to call it
22 Feb 2024
Which two actors you want to see in the new season of TRUE DETECTIVE ?
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Sappen retweeted
9 Feb 2024
The smart thing would be to officially say whether Comeback Player of the Year is about rewarding resilience or on-field performance but I hope they never do because “is leading the Browns to the playoffs harder than coming back from the dead” is the funniest sports argument ever
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Sappen retweeted
5 Oct 2023
Only minor alterations necessary. You wish she didn't rhyme home/home obviously but that's showbiz
Vaccines
Fluoride
Seed oil
Food dye
Tap water
Melatonin
Shoes in the home
Circumcisions
Public school
Low vibrations
Baby food
Penicillin
Benadryl and
Fragrance in the home
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Sappen retweeted
16 Sep 2023
Dude looks like Joe Rogan's Pokemon evolution.
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10 Jun 2023
Lmao just so no one forgets Ted sucked so hard his own brother read the manifesto and was like the only person who sucks this hard is my brother Ted and that’s how they got the bitch
10 Jun 2023
NEW: Ted Kaczynski known as the Unabomber died in his prison cell this morning, according to a BOP spokesperson.
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Target Removes All Towels From Stores After Soaking-Wet Lunatic Objects To Dryness bit.ly/3oBoZPp
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