Baseball at @mademdashes. @fangamer. Lucky is the man who does not secretly believe that every possibility is open to him.
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The populist "never forget what they took from you anon :(" AI videos about being a cozy child in 2014 are going to be incredible
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Now it's 2034 and we have Zero Direction, Zero Republic, and Zero Chainz
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For some reason I used to confuse OneRepublic, whose songs I've never heard, with soulDecision, a CanCon pop band that was briefly huge on TRL. I miss the CanCon era, as an American it was a great source of slightly uncanny music and videos youtube.com/watch?v=3Vnd0DLQ…
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Research the Titanic
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Why does every car in America have enough cup holders for an entire family?
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If I had a trillion dollars I think I'd give it as an anonymous donation to a bunch of poor kids to help them afford pencils and paper. Then I'd say draw whatever you want.
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Tablets 100% have this power over six-year-olds, or at least my six-year-old, and it's kind of scary, but it attenuates pretty fast because they're six. First day back from the grandparents' house is a nightmare, second one is basically normal
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Jun 15
We let Nancy hold the Switch and play Animal Crossing for like 10 minutes when she wakes up and 10 minutes before bed while I brush her hair. I don't think I would do this with an actual tablet, it's just too deranging. You reserve the tablet, much like a Xanax, for a long flight
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If you live somewhere that already existed 100 years ago you will discover that 600 square foot houses are not a new thing
Jun 10
"Tiny homes" continue to grow in popularity.
These are selling for around $140,000 for just over 600 square feet in Texas.
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I'm not going to tell you to live in one—except in Springfield, Illinois, the greatest city in the world—but yeah they're all over the place, they are not some new portent of reddit dystopianism
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This is what those college students thought Bleak House was about
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The Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street
Jun 11
Massive crowd on the Upper West Side starts chanting “UPS” simply because a UPS truck pulls up #GoKnicks
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Jun 9
Praying this is enough money for him to buy a desk and chair for his TV set
🚨NEWS: Pat McAfee, ESPN negotiating $60M per year deal, The Athletic has learned.
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Referees literally wear the NBA logo on their uniforms and we expect them to be impartial
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Saw some "Big Pharma is suppressing the cure for cancer" type folk wisdom on Facebook recently and I feel like an acquaintance with the amount of money big pharma makes on cancer treatments vs the amount of money governments spend on cancer treatments would complicate this idea
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Jun 8
For it to work you'd basically need all the world's governments, including ours, to agree to hugely subsidize American pharmaceutical companies every year forever. The NSA guy who found the cure for cancer on Pfizer servers and saved America $250 billion a year would get a medal
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Jun 5
Everybody who watched that one Wolves game against the Warriors in 2016 has been vindicated
Jun 5
The plan? Turn your defensive liability center in his 11th season into an elite 2 way superstar
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Semi-literate content designed to make people bankrupt, very depressing. Gotta retroactively remove ESPN branding from that Hootie video
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I'm team Constance Garnett, she can turn either guy into the kind of novel I like (Victorian)
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