Chauffeur/mom to 6 kids, gym rat, domestic engineer, calamari aficionado

Joined September 2011
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Sarah Bollinger retweeted
you know who really toxic? TODDLERS. they terrorize you, destroy the house, and test your patience ALL day... then come cuddle like they haven't been acting like a felon since 7am.
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Sarah Bollinger retweeted
insane that we tolerate living in a society where you can go see one dentist and he's like "ya u have 13 cavities, will be $4000 to fix them all" then see another and he's like "that guy was full of shit and trying to scam you, you're fine" ???
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Sarah Bollinger retweeted
I just want the 1990 Eddie Bauer Ford Explorer type of America back.
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my entire feed falls into one of three categories right now: -Taylor Frankie Paul -March Madness -TSA Lines not sure what this says about me
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Kansas Citians live in the ruins of a lost urban civilization. 📷: looking up from Kersey Coates Drive at West Terrace Park, part of the innovative 1893 Parks & Boulevards plan that for a time gave us the nickname the Paris of the Plains. Now an interstate ramp.
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The one time my husband goes outside in the winter, he blows a fuse with my Christmas lights. He's currently out there at 11:55 pm figuring out what he effed up. Who did I marry?
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Sarah Bollinger retweeted
Chiefs Kingdom resides in the Sunflower State 🌻 Welcome to Kansas, @Chiefs
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I finally found his number. 😅
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Replying to @ClayTravis
Cable TV with a DVR was better than having to sign up for a dozen streaming services
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It's October 25th, and we still haven't turned our heat on! Going strong!
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We’re Midwesterners, of course it’s 60° inside, we aren’t turning the heat on because it’s “only October”
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My X algorithm is mostly TLM vs NO. I've never been to a TLM as a cradle Catholic. Why is there so much competition? Both sides are negative. Aren't we at mass for Christ himself? I am there for the gospel, the tradition, and the most Holy Sacrament!
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My youngest baby of 6 turned 1 today and I've never had a harder time w a baby turning 1. Completely blessed with 6 kids! I've had a baby for 13 years. My babies and kids bring me so much joy!
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Sarah Bollinger retweeted
Me at 7am: *puts sheets in the wash* Me at 9pm: Oh no.
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Is anyone else tired of the endless analysis of every move the Pope makes? Lord, deliver us from this monumental waste of our talent and time as Church.
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"For the last 9-months, my wife, Brooklyn has been pregnant with a very sick baby boy. Three or four months ago, we learned that the baby had severe hydrocephalus. Back in the old days, hydrocephalus was called, 'water on the brain' - too much brain fluid. Ultimately, we were referred to Cincinnati Children's Hospital, where we were told by several of the most highly regarded fetal specialists in the country that his condition was dire. The baby's condition was 'off the charts bad'. It was so extreme that the specialists stopped measuring and monitoring his fluid level because, at that point, it didn't really matter. The MRIs were sickening to look at. We were told, point blank, that there was over a 90% chance that the baby would either die shortly after birth or have such severe cognitive impairments that any quality of life would be hard to imagine. We had a meeting with palliative care regarding the use of life-sustaining measures and had detailed, awful, and emotional discussions about the ethics of when we might need to remove or cease such measures - which would result in the baby 'passing away peacefully. Brooklyn relocated to Cincinnati and lived in a hotel close to the hospital - in case she went into labor. I commuted back and forth. On July 8th, Brooklyn did indeed go into labor. Literally, 15 minutes before they wheeled her back to start the C-section, we had another meeting with doctors regarding the use of a breathing tube and at what point we might need to remove that tube and let the baby go to Heaven. Guess what? The baby came out crying - which was the sweetest sound I ever heard. In a nutshell, Charlie Schnarr stayed in infant intensive care until yesterday - when we all came home. He seems to be a normal, beautiful baby doing all the things that babies do. He has mild ventricular enlargement, but we can deal with that with checkups. How did this happen?! The doctors said, 'We do not have and cannot come up with a medical explanation for what we've witnessed here. Somehow his brain found a way to naturally clear the blockage or re-route the fluid that was causing the oppressive backup of brain fluid. During the last week, I heard the words, 'divine intervention' and 'miracle' more times than I could count. Nurses with decades of experience and esteemed, nationally admired doctors were flabbergasted but jubilant. Because of the domino effect of friends, family, clients, colleagues, and even strangers praying and asking others to pray for us, I do not doubt that there were thousands of people praying for us. I'm a practical person that certainly believes in science and medical technology, but I absolutely know, from the bottom of my heart, that God was involved in this. I give ALL of the credit and glory to Him. Prayer is positively powerful. God is real, and He still performs miracles." : Nick Schnarr
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RIP @charliekirk11. I always enjoyed your compassion to those with differing opinions. God be with his wife and young children.
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We are dog doo doo 💩 #ksu
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Darn it! Rough start for my teams! Both starts in foreign countries 😬
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