Mum, farmers wife, cheek pinching Aunt and Great-Aunt, occasionally get to be me!
Joined August 2015
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15 Feb 2021
This quote from @JasonManford #MuddleClass tour has pretty much got me through lockdown, social media has a lot to answer for it's great for keeping in touch but a lot of the time not so much #MentalHealthMatters #ItsOKtonotbeOK
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1 Dec 2025
Your Christmas ham had a heartbeat
Your Christmas ham had a heartbeat
Your Christmas ham had a heartbeat
Your Christmas ham had a heartbeat
Your Christmas ham had a heartbeat
Your Christmas ham had a heartbeat
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26 Jun 2025
When you order online from @asda why is it not the same option as in store? 15 eggs essentials range in every Asda we've been to but not an option for home delivery Asda beef stock cubes same again food shopping is expensive enough without the essentials range being unsearchable
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16 May 2025
Mine did this on Monday night but when I contacted @SkyHelpTeam @SkyUK it was asked if I had it on the right channel etc clearly not a problem from my end happened again last night too great at taking your money though gbnews.com/tech/sky-q-not-wo…
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28 Mar 2025
Might be crying at @GBMofficial go Amber! I couldn't have called it either way tonight
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18 Mar 2025
Thank you for your service Sir!
Would this be the man that was on @GBMofficial
18 Mar 2025
'End of an era': Last surviving Battle of Britain pilot dies
Thank you for your service Sir 🙏🏼 bbc.com/news/articles/cvg1z4…
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3 Mar 2025
It has now been 1 month since I ordered from @SportsDirectUK and my order is still "with the relevant department" at this point I'm considering the possibility that the clothes and shoes I've ordered my daughter might not fit her when they get here 🤔
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9 Feb 2025
I believe we need stricter medical rules surrounding boxing biggest one behind don't believe them when they say they're fine I believe they should be subject to a screening before and after every fight
8 Feb 2025
Sad news to bring you tonight.
John Cooney has died after his defeat by Welshman Nathan Howells in Belfast last Saturday.
The Irish boxer underwent surgery to relieve pressure on his brain following the bout at the Ulster Hall.
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5 Feb 2025
So sad 😢
Elderly woman found pushing daughter’s decomposed body around east London trib.al/qVJ7iqN
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6 Jan 2025
I not seen drag race but I watched @THEVIVIENNEUK on Dancing on ice with amazement comes across as such a lovely honest person such a sad loss
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20 Dec 2024
What kind of mother does that to her own child
A woman who abandoned a nine-year-old boy in woodland and claimed he had gone missing has been spared jail
Read more🔗
news.sky.com/story/ashley-mc…
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18 Nov 2024
Hello @imacelebrity season! Aka count down to Xmas let's go! What a start to this year absolutely creased watching @itsDannyJones and couldn't help but feel sorry for Barry when he couldn't see the numbers he had me it's stitches it's went right up my a*s* 🤣
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8 Nov 2024
Erm... @LidlGB we need to talk - while it's a nice change to see somewhere other than Edinburgh and Glasgow for your truck stop Scotland is bigger than Dundee and definitely needs more than 1 stop
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19 Oct 2024
My Saturday night...
Just about to start it don't know why I get more in to books when I know the place names better
#andrewraymond
Check out this book: "The Bonnie Dead: A Scottish Detective…" by Andrew Raymond read.amazon.co.uk/kp/kshare?…
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29 Sep 2024
Dear @channel5_tv now that @Schofe is back on our screens if you want to bring back How to spend it well at Christmas everyone will be happy
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14 Mar 2024
Can I assume that the big issue is that she photo shopped it so all the kids were smiling? 😂 Cos yeah I'd do that too
13 Mar 2024
Breaking News!
Catherine Wales reveals that she wears a bra in order to alter the appearance of her breasts. She has apologised for misleading the public.
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24 Feb 2024
So our local @GreggsOfficial is Haddington retail park it's Saturday lunch time it's 1 o'clock in the afternoon best time to go right? Haha No! It's empty shelves like actually empty Staff sat on their phones doing nothing I mean really???
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28 Jan 2024
Said it last week now I'm 100% convinced that piranha is @itsDannyJones although I swore blind that @JamesArthur23 was rhino last year so let's now hold me to that just yet
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25 Jan 2024
😂😂
25 Jan 2024
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Nicola Sturgeon urged to apologise after leaked WhatsApp messages describing Matt Hancock as “Weaker than a nuns piss,” Liz Truss as “About as much use as a marzipan dildo,” and referring to Suella Braverman as “Shitler.”
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