Joined March 2024
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I don't know how Twitter works, am I supposed to have some quirky pinned tweet on my page or what
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SawnOffSamurai retweeted
Jun 9
I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people
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Fell to my knees in a walmart
4 months of consistency. 😭
This feels like a very vulnerable post for me and I’m crying just writing this lol, sorry. 🥲🥲
It’s hard to see results unless you keep up at it for a while.
Because my brain keeps telling me I haven’t made any progress but then I look back at where I started. 🤍
Please keep going, or this is your sign to start if you have been doubting yourself. 🥲💖
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I think if you told the vtuber fandom about FetLife they would actually implode lol.
1000s of ppl malding over someone tweeting about basic swinger knowledge 😂
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SawnOffSamurai retweeted
May 21
anytime someone talks about "double texting" im just like. sorry. cant relate. every single person i actually text will receive 14 texts in a row at 11pm about whatever random thing im thinking about
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Damn, alcohol really do be making me briefly forget about how shit my life is
No wonder people get addicted to this shit
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SawnOffSamurai retweeted
Apr 23
I'd shove my dick in a bear trap if it had winged eyeliner
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Watching sprout tanks gain sentience as they do their first W2W is always an experience. If only they also realized how to press rampart at the same time lol
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So many Americans on Twitter getting one shot by edited/ai generated Japanese e girls, yall have not been in these trenches like I have
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SawnOffSamurai retweeted
Mar 22
This but with normal outfits too. I clicked because the outfit was hot, why did you take off all of it.
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SawnOffSamurai retweeted
Steve in the basement (he's powering the lighting engine):
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SawnOffSamurai retweeted
Exactly. Frosting is gonna give you more even distribution and probably more Goop anyways, dipping is performative
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SawnOffSamurai retweeted
16 Nov 2025
now i hate dictators, but i LOVE yaoi! This gives me incredibly complicated feelings on our president!
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14 Nov 2025
"I could stand to eat less" I say as I have had one meal in the last 2 days
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SawnOffSamurai retweeted
14 Nov 2025
When you're yapping too much and she hits this pose
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SawnOffSamurai retweeted
12 Nov 2025
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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SawnOffSamurai retweeted
i want to eat batteries a lot and soon
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