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I love watching impatient and aggressive drivers get owned by completely predictable traffic patterns
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Back in Endwalker I was dating this DRK that I got into the game (we were living together) and we were making a static with him as the lead, and we were both trying to teach this SCH girl how to play better but when I was sleeping he’d just cheat on me with her. Flirt in call etc
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raid lead: explaining mechanics
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Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head
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I'm confused about why LBing for damage mitigation is suddenly a problem. We had M4S transition near demand PF to LB it (I'm aware of not doing it for more damage). M9S for tower bleeds, etc the list goes on. Is lb bad? Should I have scolded the casters for lbing adds in m6 too?
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sometimes when im bored i go to the wizard retirement home and ask "does a 25 hit?" and they scream loud as fuuuuuuuuuck lol
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I wasn’t allowed to read Harry Potter as a kid because my conservative parents could tell Dumbledoore would eventually be revealed as gay. “They’re going to eventually give him queer coded behaviors retroactively, like in the spin off prequels” they would say, shaking their heads
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just saw an email come through with URGENT in the subject line and shut my laptop. it's 5.10 on a Friday grow up
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okay so first of all "dark arts" and "necromancy" are actually really loaded terms with a lot of history behind them. i prefer to call it "biorecycling" and its actually really good for the environment
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severe weather service texting my phone. not now WHORE im standing at a very exposed window
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Claude says the black mold in my house is good because it turns me into an ecosystem: I'm not just myself -- I'm something bigger now
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anyone else hear the ready check fail and you wonder if it was you, but it wasnt you, but you literally NEVER remember clicking yes
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The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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I have a friend who did the digital nomad thing in Japan as a programmer. He can't go ten minutes without mentioning how cheap stuff is in Japan.
So one day I ask him: what if he had to live in Japan on a Japanese salary?
He says "oh, I would kill myself immediately."
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