I bought Bitcoin *weeks ago* and now I'm RIGHT about everything! (@rusty_twit's venting Twithandle)

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People misunderstand this account, so let me explain. 1/6
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At #OsloFF people asked when I'll be back. I aim for balance: to keep things grounded, not to kick people when they're down. When we're extrapolating to infinity and I feel urges to research low-gravity espresso machines for my inevitable Bitcoin moon-citadel: I'll be back!
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The CAPS make it real!
4 Jun 2025
Elon is on the brink of going FULL BITCOIN MAXIMALIST
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Or, when I tried:
4 Jun 2025
bought with bitcoin @SteaknShake full circle
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You literally just made this book.
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Country barely heard of has LEGALIZED something I always assumed was legal! LFG somewhere else please?
BREAKING: PANAMA INTRODUCES BILL TO ALLOW CITIZENS TO BUY, SELL, AND ACCEPT #BITCOIN FREELY ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY BTC ADOPTION IS SWEEPING THE GLOBE. LET'S GO 🚀
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After I did this, the real manager showed up and insisted he please leave. Now, sir.
17 May 2025
The manager at @SteaknShake saw that I paid in bitcoin, and asked me to explain how it works to people while they were eating, and now I’m running a bitdevs inside of a steak and shake.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary It was a terrible, terrible day for the Internet as a whole.
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Um, have you ever actually met "genuine Bitcoiners"? Like Roger Ver?
Replying to @TomerStrolight
The elitist "I'm smarter than you", "I know better than you" attitude wreaks of both arrogance and insecurity at the same time. GFY. Genuine bitcoiners patiently explain and actually love their fellow bitcoiners, even when they're dealing with those who aren't as smart, knowledgable, or experienced.
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PSA: mentions and DMs save me from having to wade the sewer manually. TIA!
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A consistent tide-rider who runs an anything-but-Bitcoin casino says someone will do something? Lucky the affirmation is BIG ENOUGH to override your prefrontal cortex!
3 May 2025
🇺🇸 COINBASE CEO SAYS THE US GOVERNMENT WILL OWN OVER $600 BILLION IN #BITCOIN RESERVES IT’S HAPPENING!!!
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Because you made so much money last time, when he told you to buy ethereum, right?
3 May 2025
🇺🇸 ERIC TRUMP SAID #BITCOIN IS GOING TO HAVE EXPLOSIVE GROWTH SOON “THE BEST DAYS OF BTC ARE AHEAD” 🚀
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But, did you also call it last time we crossed 100k? How about next time?
Sometime this month, Bitcoin will cross $100,000 — and it will never fall below it again. Mark it. I called it at $1,000. I called it at $10,000.
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An intern to wade through these meaningless engagement tweets?
Bitcoin goes to $13,000,000 tomorrow. What’s the first thing you are buying?
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Hyperbitcoinization will happen by Tuesday, latest!
1 May 2025
#BITCOIN IS RIPPING!!! 🚀 $100,000 BY THE END OF THE DAY???
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Yeah, when we cross 100k retail and others will 🚀 FOMO us infinitely higher! Just like last time!
We are at 96K. The 100K level for Bitcoin is not just psychological -- it's deeply embedded in our neural networks. Bitcoin is PURE PRICE. It has no earnings. It has no CEO. And the round numbers define its story. 1,000 was the defining level of 2013. 10,000 was the number people talked about in 2017. 100,000 seemed like it was in play in 2021. All of these key numbers were very hard to cross. They took years. But once they conclusively did, a new paradigm was born. We're about to enter that new world.
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JUST IN: Someone you never heard of said numbers! SCOOP: Number was big!!!
JUST IN: Bitcoin to hit $210,000 due to ‘digital gold’ status - CNBC
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BTC hell, huh? Name checks out...
Name something more important than Bitcoin
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Yeah, every billionaire will spend all their wealth on Bitcoin, man. Soon!!!
27 Apr 2025
Michael Saylor says, "Soon every billionaire will buy a billion dollars of #Bitcoin and the supply shock will be so great that we will stop measuring BTC in terms of fiat."
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Will the phrase "shat out a Tweet" still make sense though?
The killer app of #Bitcoin is that it promises to diminish bloodshed to such an extent that eventually the metaphor “killer app” will no longer make any sense.
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