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This SNL skit of aging political boomers is really good . . .
Jun 15
Who exactly do they think is getting ‘left behind’?
This is so confusing and sad. lol
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Jun 15
WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.
ALT A hot mess of colorful scribbles all over a map of Washington, featuring doodles of iconic Washington features like mountains, orcas, ferries, cherries, onions, and other produce. The map emphasizes the busyness of the Seattle area, I-5, I-90, US 2, and the U.S./Canada border during the World Cup games.
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You people are economic and social idiots
Jun 14
Elon Musk has become a trillionaire. If we confiscated just 15% of his wealth we could: clean up all the oceans, eliminate poverty, and literally make the world into a utopia.
Instead he chooses to indulge in his phallic obsession with rockets and wants to build data centers in space. You cant even move electricity from space to earth. Dumbest idea ever.
All the best,
Wolfgang
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Jun 12
bro immigrated from Mexico and took a $28/hr contract welding job in 2015.
didn't even know what SpaceX was.
they gave him $10,000 in stock and let him buy more through payroll deductions.
that stake is now worth $880,000.
and he's one of 4,400 employees who became millionaires on Friday. welders. technicians. cafeteria staff.
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Others agree with me
And yes, I am stealing the “make-a-wish team” description
Jun 11
48 team World Cup is gay & boring and this first game proves it. The World Cup is suppose to be the best teams in the world competing but now we have 16 make a wish teams that are terrible. So many of the group games will be miserable to watch.
All of this to give shithole countries a chance to qualify & more games for fifa to make more $$$.
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Now Ford is getting in touch with Freddy, the America loving German . . .please, again, make this a series . . .
Is there a car in his future ?
Jun 11
We know a thing or two about the all-American road trip, check your DMs.
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Ya ya ya
All the jokes aside Americans are actually some of the friendliest and most welcoming folks I have ever met. Been to Miami, New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles & Chicago now and everywhere I met amazing people. 100x friendlier than the grumpy Germans at home 🫶🏼
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This needs to be a recurring reality series
Jun 10
This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”
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Spend some time on this thread and see America through some new eyes
Jun 10
The World Cup hasn’t even started yet and this is already some of my favorite content.
Watching other cultures experience North America for the first time.
This is what it’s all about. 🧵
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Oh, I do this and people judge me as lazy, amiright?🙄
Sometimes the most effective strategy in nature is doing absolutely nothing.
American alligators like this one can spend hours barely moving at all. Staying still helps them conserve energy, regulate body temperature, and wait patiently for prey to come within snapping distance.
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Oooooohhhhh, I know I know 🙋🏼♂️!!!!
Jun 9
Karmelo Anthony supporter: "What do I tell my 5 boys? What do we do now!?"
Uh… don't murder?
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1. I agree with Gov Ferguson on something (cats living with dogs!)
2. Saw this coming years ago
3. Gonna see lots of “need my emotional support phone for my anxiety issues give me my exemption.”
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Well, sort of
Deep hatred of Trump more so than not loving America
That said, Maher has become (remains?) a sensible liberal
Jun 7
Bill Maher says artists quitting Freedom 250 concert makes it look like Dems 'don't love America' trib.al/8E7iKLz
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Jun 7
Bill Maher says artists quitting Freedom 250 concert makes it look like Dems 'don't love America' trib.al/8E7iKLz
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