Probably making lunch.

Joined June 2014
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An innocent man is being executed Monday — No DNA from him at crime scene, but DNA from 2 others on murder weapon — Jury did NOT know about the DNA — Prosecutors now agree he’s innocent MO Gov. Mike Parson should do the RIGHT thing — pardon Marcellus Williams Please RT this!
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22 Sep 2024
This could be the worst professional football game I've ever watched
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21 Sep 2024
Replying to @cjzero
"suck it back to the pin"
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"I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal." mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-…
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14 Sep 2024
JD Vance’s signature achievement as Trump’s running mate so far is whipping up a pogrom against his own constituents
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Sister Rosetta Tharpe guitar solo.
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13 Sep 2024
At the fake weed store smoking a delta 8 blunt I bought with klarna and having such a bad panic attack I have to call the rideshare ambulance
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Breaking news from East-Central Illinois
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17 Aug 2024
The sox are SO BAD but chuck and ozzie are superheroes putting on a great broadcast
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10 Aug 2024
making a pact with the boys at BURGGER. if none of us gets girlfriends then some of us will trans ourselves and we marry each other
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10 Aug 2024
This series needs an alternative Zach Zaidman John Schriffen broadcast so everyone can unite in pain
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7 Aug 2024
C for me. People say they hate incest without trying it. My father who lives in the south of France always says “don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.” That’s his little phrase.
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Elon Musk has defaulted the X settings to automatically train the Grok AI on your tweets you can turn it off on desktop here x.com/settings/grok_settings
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25 Jul 2024
In an unforseen twist @DavidDTSS uses what looks like a stage podium as a lectern! @NotPodium
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🚨REWARD🚨Postal Inspectors are offering a reward up to $250,000 for info leading to the arrest and conviction of the suspect(s) responsible for the homicide of a #USPS letter carrier today near 12156 S Harvard, #Chicago. Call us at 877-876-2455. #USPIS
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Replying to @M_Montemurro
I’ll buy a trib subscription with every credit and debit card I have including mattress firm if you ask jed during an upcoming press conference if he thinks he’s actually capable of doing his job or if he should just step down and leave baseball forever
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8 Jun 2024
Frank Thomas puts ketchup on his hot dogs! 😢
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