I don’t think Billy Woods and I are related, but, dear Lord, I wish we were.

Apparently it's easier to negotiate a peace deal with Iran than to convince entrenched Senators that they should pass the overwhelming supported SAVE America Act. That tells you all you need to know about The Uniparty™.

John Thune is the only thing holding the Democratic Party together.

Americans just spent $38b on ONE Mother’s Day…surely we expand to 12 or 24 Mother’s Days

“You can never quit. Winners never quit, and quitters never win.” -Ted Turner

College football has committed itself to transitioning from being a completely unique and fun alternative to the NFL with its own character to being a shitty NFL knock off that dispenses with all that was great about CFB and replaces it with none of what is great about the NFL

🚨DISBARRED!!! JACK SMITH JUST GOT HIS ASS PERMANENTLY KICKED OUT OF THE LEGAL PROFESSION FOR LIFE — THE CORRUPT DEEP STATE WITCH HUNTER IS FINISHED! After the US Justice Department already banned him from every federal courtroom, the American Bar Association just delivered the final death blow: Jack Smith is officially disbarred and disqualified from practicing law in ANY state or territory in the entire United States. The ABA statement is brutal: “Mr. Smith engaged in activity unbecoming of an officer of the court. He manipulated witnesses, tampered with evidence, and used bribery and blackmail to advance his political agenda.” The ban is for life. “Mr. Smith will never practice law in this country again.”The sleazy special counsel who spent years trying to railroad President Trump with fake charges just got completely destroyed. Karma is a beautiful bitch. Share this everywhere and watch the entire deep state witch hunt machine collapse! Follow @UnmaskTheSys for more drops.

If they indict Peter Strzok I’m going to eat an entire birthday cake.

It's my belief that many Republicans in both Houses of Congress are either complicit or cowards. Which is it?

Let me get this straight. There's SNAP fraud, EBT fraud, Medicaid and Medicare fraud, home healthcare fraud, daycare fraud, medical transportation fraud, and hospice fraud, but definitely, absolutely no election fraud?

“I blocked CNN at my mom’s house using parental controls. Now she keeps calling me saying she can’t watch the news. And that’s how you save America.”

I could not imagine a more resounding defeat for Woke Auburn Twitter.

Best tweet of the day!

Don't troll me with your Trey Growdy is AG Bondi's replacement hairdo p0rn! Not biting! trey is a do nuthin' RINO

🚨BREAKING: More than 200,000 people in Denmark have signed a petition to buy California from the United States.

Who else is convinced the entire national debt is right here? 👇🏻

Imma need him to be better in coverage but no doubt buddy can rock somebody’s snot box

While I was stopped at a stop sign on my way to take my kids to school this morning, I noticed a couple of ICE vehicles parked on the street and some agents preparing to move in. I immediately knew I couldn't sit idly by and watch this happen in my neighborhood. I had to act. I had to do something. I sat at the stop sign for a few seconds trying to figure out what I was going to do, then it hit me. I knew how I could show ICE exactly what I thought about them and what they are doing to this country. I slowly pulled my car over by the ICE vehicles, stopped next to the guy in charge, and rolled down the window. Long story short, I let them know about 5 more illegal alien families in the neighborhood that they didn't know about and invited them over for coffee after their raid.