There’s a 68% chance the stock market ends the year higher. Why the headlines shouldn’t disrupt your portfolio.

Overheard at camp yesterday: “I love him and want to offer him, but his GPA is way too low to even put on our board.” A brutal reminder: talent gets you noticed, but academics get you signed. Everything matters. 🚫📚

Hmmmm

Wow

The DI Board of Directors directed the DI Cabinet to continue work on the age-based, 5-year eligibility concept. Big note: Players who exhausted eligibility this year under current rules - even those 4-year seniors - will not receive an additional/5th season. Not retroactive.

This summer (May 1 - August 31), our office will close at noon on Fridays so our team can enjoy a seasonal break. We will continue to monitor messages and respond promptly the following business day. Thank you for your understanding. #LNK

The popular Kellogg’s Nutri-Grain Strawberry Soft Baked Breakfast Bars sold in America contain the same chemical used in wallpaper glue - Nutri-Grain bars use Methylcellulose (wallpaper glue) as thickener/stabilizer - One bar has 40 different ingredients - The strawberry filling isn’t strawberries, it’s refined glucose and then artificially colored - Hexane-stripped oil is used. The soybean oil is processed with hexane (a solvent) in industrial extraction - Chemical gums are used for a long shelf life The FDA is completely worthless Our food is a science experiment

Omaha Westside football alum Cole Payton projects to be the second-ever NFL draft pick produced by the school. 👀

#BREAKING: Suspected Chinese spy arrested at JFK airport after photographing military aircraft at Nebraska’s Offutt Airbase.

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The NCAA has announced tampering violations occured at Iowa under head coach Kirk Ferentz. Penalties include vacated wins, a fine and a handful of recruiting restrictions. ncaa.org/news/2026/4/14/medi…

Work to do. 🗣️

Dear @QuickBooks - your payroll system has a flaw. You currently allow Roth SIMPLE contributions but have maximum deferral set incorrectly at $17,000 for those age 50 plus who are eligible to contribute $21,000. Your programmers deem this a "product limitation" & refuse to fix it! #TaxTwitter

Dear @QuickBooks - how do you intend on automatically taking over everybody's payroll on QBO when your programming team refuses to fix known problems and won't be able to run payroll correctly? #TaxTwitter #QuickBooks #Payroll

Dear @QuickBooks - NOT being able to run a payroll deduction for a Roth SIMPLE catch-up contribution is NOT just a product limitation; it's your programmers are too lazy to fix what needs to be corrected. #TaxTwitter #QuickBooksFail

NEW: The mighty SEC's historic dynasty has officially crumbled. For the first time in nearly a decade, college sports' most dominant conference faces an unprecedented reality that has coaches & ADs scrambling on3.com/news/the-sec-dynasty…

The nation's best resides in Lincoln. Coach Hoiberg is your Associated Press National Coach of the Year.

Good Friday isn't about defeat. It's about a King who chose the cross. The sinless One stood in the place of sinners. The righteous for the unrighteous. The Shepherd for the sheep. "It is finished" wasn’t loss… it was victory. Your debt is paid. Your salvation is secured. Your hope is alive. Look to Christ.