oh wow. sports.
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ScratStitch retweeted
Jun 15
Thought this was a Return to Never Land reference at first…
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Jun 13
Meanwhile I might lose my health insurance by the end of the year…
🚨 REPORT: Trump is planning to spend $60 million in taxpayer dollars on his birthday party.
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Jun 13
Makes zero sense for him to want to return to his own creation…
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ScratStitch retweeted
Jun 11
Interesting
Jun 11
You know what I would never do?
I'd never make a joke about someone's house burning down because I don't like them or the things they said in a mayoral campaign.
Even if it was Jimmy Kimmel, who is quickly becoming one of the most disgusting people in this country.
The fact is Kimmel made that joke because conservatives rallied around Spencer Pratt.
I hope Kimmel never has to deal with the devastation that Spencer Pratt has had to deal with since those fires.
Kimmel, on the other hand, wants all of that to happen to us, and then some.
A truly reprehensible colostomy bag of a human being.
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ScratStitch retweeted
Every reply today is just this
Jun 12
the trillionaire defense force has already assembled
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Jun 12
The evil vampires from Twilight…
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ScratStitch retweeted
Jun 12
“Hello Comic Book writer? I would like to order an Australian superhero or villain whose weapon isn't a boomerang”
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ScratStitch retweeted
I believe it. When Trump hates something or someone, he posts about it forever. He's still raging about 2020. He's still fighting Obama.
Yet not a word about Butler. Like it never happened. This has Trump's tiny orange fingerprints all over it.
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ScratStitch retweeted
back in my day Doug would’ve commissioned someone on deviantart to draw the Nostalgia Critic drenched in blood wearing Boog’s skin while pointing a shotgun at a tearful Elliot while Bambi watches the background and used that as his thumbnail
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Jun 12
Okay so there are receipts for all those things…
Jun 12
According to reporting.....Sorry, you have to have receipts. Reporting also reported Russian collusion, COVID from a wet lab, masks work, global warming emergency, Trump is a pedophile, economy is a mess, US to invade Greenland/Venezuela/Mexico/Panama.
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Jun 3
Ironically it’s now liberals who are having a “mental breakdown” despite the messaging of this movie 100% aligning with progressive values.
But you know, YouTube told them not to like it, so now they call it “evil” with the same authenticity of a Fox anchor…
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ScratStitch retweeted
May 29
*to the tune of DuckTales*
Backrooms! (Woo-hoo!)
Everywhere you turn
there are more
Backrooms! (Woo-hoo!)
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May 29
Wait...
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May 29
Everyone after being forced to resign by the Trump administration:
Let me get this straight!
Susie Wiles got breast cancer!
Pam Bondi got thyroid cancer!
Tulsi Gabbard’s husband got bone cancer!!
What’s going on?
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May 29
Convinced moments like this are the only reason Stan and Kyle bother to keep Cartman around...
May 28
MAGA: Fuck your feelings! Cry more, lib!
DEMS: Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck!
MAGA:
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ScratStitch retweeted
Amber Heard's fans are always trying to convince people that Johnny Depp assaulted that jerk on the set of City of Lies, even though it's already been proven that he only argued with him because that man disrespected a homeless black woman whom Johnny decided to defend
May 28
And that's, ladies and gents, how spring aggravation looks like. I love Tom Hardy and campaign against him doesn't look good.
But the stories Becks pulls out of her add are extraordinary!
Take meds, Becks.
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May 28
Okay I’ve hurt my head enough for one night talking with multiple Amber Heard supporters at once. I wouldn’t recommend doing that.
Anyway #AbuseHasNoGender
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May 28
Every time I hear people say “Bear is the true villain” when I KNOW he isn’t—he’s just a dude who made a dumb wish—I want to watch this movie less. I swear you guys just can’t handle main characters who make mistakes.
i get why people are upset about nikki being here, we all know bear is the true villain, but why are people pretending that wish!nikki isn’t also an antagonist while also being a victim? they aren’t mutually exclusive. she is an antagonist in the context of the narrative.
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