Used to be Itchy. Free speech my fuzzy ass. I'll probably follow you back unless you're a hoebot, cryptoshill, or libtard. I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts.
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I say this with love, but I will never, ever reply to your "can you see this?" post.
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ScratchyWombat9 retweeted
Jun 9
Hey @nithyavraman, fixed it for you
Jun 9
A few months ago this campaign was a long shot.
Now, we're advancing to the general election.
We got here because people across Los Angeles believe in something better: a city where Angelenos can afford to live, work, and build a future.
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Jun 5
The right justice for Austin Metcalf.
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May 31
Can y'all please give my good friend @ScummyMummy511 a follow? He makes great memes.
May 31
Tomorrow I’m going to ask @GeneralPatton83 to shout me out to try and get to 5k friends.
But for now I’m off to watch movies.
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Replies still not showing up 🤨🤨🤨
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Which kind of retard did the doctor say you were? (QTing this idiot because I have same issue as Patton currently.)
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May 30
I don’t give one single fuck about politicians’ selfies, their personal drama, their vacations, or their stupid fucking opinions.
I’m sick of the endless lies, the grandstanding, the backstabbing, the virtue signaling, the corruption and the celebrity bullshit.
You are NOT celebrities. You are NOT royalty. You are elected representatives from each state, sent to Washington to represent We the People!
Not your donors, not your party, not your ego.
Do your goddamn job. Focus on the border, the economy, inflation, crime, election integrity and the actual problems crushing American families.
Stop treating this like a reality show and start acting like public servants.
Goddamn it, start acting like it… or We the People are going to fire every last one of you in the next election.
The American people are done. The patience is gone.
Get to work or get the hell out. 😤
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May 29
Democrats have been trying to turn Texas “purple” for Decades and they believe this ‘Ambiguously Gay Duo’ were/are the ones to do it. 😂🤪🤡
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May 29
@CCGinBR asked me to post the AI Day Planner. Shes indisposed this morning. ❤️
Enjoy these! I gotta go put a pillow on my fridge 😉
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Tick tock, @LeaderJohnThune
Pass the Save America Act ASAP, or FO.
May 28
🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
.@EarlyVoteAction is setting up shop in South Dakota.
In addition to the staff we have on the ground — right now — in Pennsylvania,
we’ll also be hiring in South Dakota.
After Senator Cassidy’s loss in Louisiana & Senator Cornyn’s loss in Texas, Leader Thune still has the opportunity to pass the SAVE America Act.
I’ll be attending the South Dakota Republican State Convention in June.
My goal is to meet with as many donors & business owners as possible to start this statewide operation in preparation for 2028.
Another goal is to begin interviewing prospective field staff.
👉I can make one promise: If the SAVE America Act does not go into effect BEFORE November 2026,
Leader Thune will have a Texas-sized primary on his hands — peacefully👈
If you live in South Dakota, please reach out to me.
Game on.
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Good news - my "for you" is no longer full of screeching liberal retards.
Bad news - now it's full of engagement farming, ancient material recycling retards.
You suck, @elonmusk
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The world already knows nepo baby is retarded AF
May 27
BREAKING: Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson ordered the Seattle Police Officer’s Guild to DELETE this post criticizing her, per KOMO News.
.@MayorofSeattle really doesn’t want you to see this post! Would be a shame if it went viral!
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You paying attention @GregAbbott_TX ?
May 27
Save Our Homes.
Eliminate taxes on the homesteads of Florida residents!
Special session on Monday to place in on the ballot.
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May 27
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We're on squirrel high alert out here. She didn't give a shit about the bunny 5 feet from her.
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