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Sean Azze @SeanAzze

Disgruntled copywriter. Aspiring disgruntled screenwriter. Roadmap Jumpstart Finalist | AFF 2nd Rounder | Leo Messi Fan Club Treasurer | #COYS

Joined January 2012
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Sean Azze@SeanAzze
7 Jul 2023
The WGA should include in their demands that Netflix and other streamers leave the end credits full screen and not push me to watch Air Bud 4 the moment I finish Schindler's List.
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Life doesn’t stop for the World Cup. It adjusts.
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Noorie
@Nurapost
Jun 9
Don't host a World Cup if you don't want people to come to your country.
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Absolutely everything Trump touches turns to shit
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It's only when you have a baby that you realize literally everything is packaged in obnoxiously loud plastic containers/wrappers
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Vika@VikaYidette
May 30
All PSG today aren’t we?
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I just opened the door for a Buddhist monk and he didn’t say thank you. A vow of silence is no excuse for being an asshole.
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We’ve been taking names

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Tottenham Hotspur
@SpursOfficial
May 24
JOAO WITH THE OPENER!!!
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For the love of all that is holy, COME ON YOU SPURS
Alasdair Gold
@AlasdairGold
May 24
Great welcome for the Spurs players.
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The New Yorker
@NewYorker
May 20
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Adam Douglas Thompson.
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How symbolically huge would it be if we were to escape relegation at, of all places, the Bridge?
The Athletic | Football
@TheAthleticFC
May 19
For months, Tottenham Hotspur fans felt a very specific fear, one even worse than the thought of relegation itself. And that was the prospect of getting relegated at Stamford Bridge. It almost felt inevitable, but Spurs have now avoided it. Whatever happens at Chelsea, they cannot go down on Tuesday night. And they are now realistically just a point from safety. And yet the fact of this huge game being at Chelsea gives it even more weight, even more pressure, than if it were anywhere else. Because there has been something about this fixture, especially when played at Stamford Bridge, that has exerted a painful hold over the Tottenham psyche in recent years. 📝 @JackPittBrooke nytimes.com/athletic/7278829…
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☭Stay Dangerous ⚒︎@nowwerevolt
May 17
The only data centers we need
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Tottenham Hotspur
@SpursOfficial
May 11
COYS 🤍
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Thomas Frank joined Tottenham to leave us nearly in the relegation zone whereas Brentford are on the cusp of finishing in a Champions League place. Go figure.
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I know he came in with a ton of baggage, but holy shit, he actually has this team playing like, well…a team.

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Tottenham Hotspur
@SpursOfficial
May 3
WHAT A GOAL CONOR GALLAGHER!!! 🔥
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Sean Azze@SeanAzze
Apr 30
The Michael promotional campaign just took it to the next level
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Apr 30
🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.
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It aint over till the full figured lady sings
Tottenham Hotspur
@SpursOfficial
Apr 25
An important win in Wolverhampton 🖤
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