Iran disaster recap
>be Orange Man
>rugged his base all of 2025
>high on hubris after nabbing Maduro
>declare new war against Iran, Operation Epic Fury
>carpet bombs civilians in Tehran, Gaza style
>khamenei assassinated by airstrike
>old man was just sitting at home, waiting to be martyrd
>you_activated_my_trap_card.jpeg
>IRGC decentralizes command and immediately retaliates
>Dubai, Tel Aviv, nearby US bases receive hellfire
>strait of hormuz closed, global energy crises looms
>a "3 day op" turned into DEFCON 1 forever war
>entire world enraged
>little marco admits Israel forced the US to start the fight
>Orange Man begs for a ceasefire
>iran slams the door on his face, continues total war
>FAFO.jpeg
>murican interceptors and air defense supplies running so low they pulled THAAD out of South Korea (SK: "what he said fuck me for??")
>qatar declares state of emergency, halts all gas production
>American generals tell soldiers that Trump himself was appointed by Jesus to wage Armageddon to usher in the end times
I want to get off Mr Orange Man's wild ride