Bf making me watch Chernobyl after I made him watch Love Island

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

BREAKING: Iranian officials say their President Pezeshkian will be releasing an "important letter" to the American people in "a few hours." This is set to be released just hours before President Trump's 9 PM ET address to the nation. We will be covering it real-time.

BREAKING: World Health Organization is preparing for the possibility of a nuclear incident if the Iran war escalates.

🚨JAMES TALARICO: “Christ is the immigrant deported without due process. Christ is the senior deprived of their Social Security benefits. Christ is the protestor kidnapped in an unmarked vehicle by plain clothes officers.”

Pam Bondi LOSES HER MIND when asked why she has not indicted any of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients. “The Dow is over 50k right now, the Nasdaq smashing records, that’s what we should be talking about!!”

Some of you guys are spending too much time on the Epstein files. Starting to get concerned about your fascination with this topic.

To sum up, we’ve found out - Jeffrey Epstein was an expert at tax advisory and offshore jurisdictions moving around money for rich people, that’s how he made his money. Unsavory but also legal and not Mossad blackmail. - He was a consummate networker spending lots of time hobnobbing with the rich for mundane reasons (getting new clients, narcissism) - He had sex parties with young women, some of them minors, but none of them were "children" in the conventional sense of the term - Some of these women were paid, not "trafficked" - To be clear underage prostitution is a crime and people who solicit/procure underage prostitutes should go to prison! - However, most of the Epstein "victims" are grifters. They were happy to be paid money to engage in high-dollar prostitution and now they’re engaging in a different kind of prostitution. - He filmed the sex parties to jerk off to the tapes, not to blackmail people or send them to the CIA or whatever - He killed himself because he didn’t want to spend the rest of his life in a prison cell - He was a standard issue MSNBC boomer lib Total waste of everybody’s time

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

Wall Street: “Buy gold & silver.” me:

Bessent: I'm sorry he is dead, but he did bring a semiautomatic weapon to what was supposed to be a peaceful protest. Karl: There's no evidence that he brandished the gun whatsoever Bessent: But he brought a gun! Karl: We do have a second amendment in this country.

Taking the under, snow, Kalshi.

… *sigh* *cancels flight*