All this heal & move on talk... all this good people on both sides... All this talk of showing grace... FUCK THAT. And while we’re at it FUCK THIS SHIT, A FUCKING THREAD:
1/12
Watching the #DNC with my mom, who’s a @Mets fan. Literally every time the crowd breaks out into a chant, she turns to me and asks, “Are they saying @Yankees Suck?” 😂
Another thrilling night of baseball, brought to you by the @YESNetwork
The only consistent game involving YES is where they take our money while pretending to be legit. #yesnetwork#trashnetwork#RepBX
I’m not sure of the nutritional content of semen, but someone better get @GOPLeader a peloton to work off the calories from all that cum guzzling he did tonight. #GOPinDisarray#RepublicanHouseClownShow
@USPSHelp how long is it supposed to take for my letters to be delivered after getting the North Pole postmark???? I shipped them to Anchorage via priority mail, and they were received by the postmaster on 12/5. None have been delivered yet. 😡
Pence says Congress has “no right” to his testimony as a 1/6 witness. Mike Pence is a cowardly twatwaffle who has no right to profit off of treason. He can go fuck all the way off - along w/ the media outlets enabling his stupid little rehabilitation tour. #NoOneIsAboveTheLaw
Wah wah maga crying 😢 over divisiveness. Keep on outing yourselves as trash who pledge allegiance to a conman over all else. We WANT division from you shitbag trumpanzees. There’s no place for you deplorable fascist fucksticks in America. #DarkBrandonRises#MAGAIsOver
Fox and the Republicans are losing their minds over Joe Biden calling MAGA "semi-fascist."
But they'd never call their political opponents "fascists," right? Right??
You'll be shocked, shocked I tell you! Roll the tape:
Mike Pence is not a hero for doing the bare minimum. Actually, less than the bare minimum- he didn’t even testify. So he didn’t overtly crime at the request of TFG. WOW, give that MF a 🎖. Bitch please. #penceisgarbage#PencePressureCampaign#January6thHearings
This thread will be dedicated to the victims of the mass shooting in Uvalde, Texas.
As a parent, my heart is broken seeing these faces and their ages.
My condolences to their families during this difficult time 🙏🏻
Xavier Lopez, 10. He was a 4th grader at Robb Elementary.
Using a document from 1789 to ban abortion because it isn't mentioned, but allow semi-automatic rifles and Kevlar is such next-level fuckery that the brain starts to black out.
Maybe if we could make Plan B pills in the shape of assault rifles, republicunts would stop giving a shit about them. No, no, I didn’t terminate a pregnancy, I just exercised my 2A rights & took a Plan AR-15.