the devil's advocate

Joined October 2016
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31 Aug 2025
RT @sanstitre2000: Never forget
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I'm never trusting any of you ever again.
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20 Mar 2025
Just learned about how Chicago sold the rights to all of its parking meter revenue to the UAE for $1.1B in 2008. The city is currently collecting ~$150M/yr (and growing) in parking meter fees and then sends it straight to Dubai... Until 2083 What the fuck
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11 Mar 2025
Get ready.
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Quite possibly the hottest thing anyone has ever said to me
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I like this better than the dot airplane
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Mexican President Sheinbaum fires back at Trump in a statement: "Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost to the violence resulting from meeting the drug demand in yours."
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Here's the full statement: Mexico City, November 26, 2024 Dear President-elect Donald Trump, I am writing to you regarding your statement on Monday, November 25, concerning migration, fentanyl trafficking, and tariffs. You may not be aware that Mexico has developed a comprehensive policy to assist migrants from different parts of the world who cross our territory en route to the southern border of the United States. As a result, and according to data from your country’s Customs and Border Protection (CBP), encounters at the Mexico–United States border have decreased by 75% between December 2023 and November 2024. Moreover, half of those who arrive do so through a legally scheduled appointment under the United States’ CBP One program. For these reasons, migrant caravans no longer arrive at the border. Even so, it is clear that we must work together to create a new labor mobility model that is necessary for your country, as well as address the root causes that compel families to leave their homes out of necessity. If even a small percentage of what the United States allocates to war were instead dedicated to building peace and fostering development, it would address the underlying causes of human mobility. On another note, and for humanitarian reasons, Mexico has consistently expressed its willingness to help prevent the fentanyl epidemic in the United States from continuing. This is, after all, a public health and consumption problem within your society. So far this year, Mexican armed forces and prosecutors have seized tons of various types of drugs, 10,340 firearms, and have detained 15,640 individuals for violence related to drug trafficking. Furthermore, the Mexican Congress is in the process of approving a constitutional reform to classify the production, distribution, and commercialization of fentanyl and other synthetic drugs as a serious crime without bail. However, it is publicly known that the chemical precursors used to produce this and other synthetic drugs are illegally entering Canada, the United States, and Mexico from Asian countries. This underscores the urgent need for international collaboration. You must also be aware of the illegal trafficking of firearms into my country from the United States. Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost to the violence resulting from meeting the drug demand in yours. President Trump, migration and drug consumption in the United States cannot be addressed through threats or tariffs. What is needed is cooperation and mutual understanding to tackle these significant challenges. For every tariff, there will be a response in kind, until we put at risk our shared enterprises. Yes, shared. For instance, among Mexico’s main exporters to the United States are General Motors, Stellantis, and Ford Motor Company, which arrived in Mexico 80 years ago. Why impose a tariff that would jeopardize them? Such a measure would be unacceptable and would lead to inflation and job losses in both the United States and Mexico. I am convinced that North America’s economic strength lies in maintaining our trade partnership. This allows us to remain competitive against other economic blocs. For this reason, I believe that dialogue is the best path to understanding, peace, and prosperity for our nations. I hope our teams can meet soon to continue building joint solutions.
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🎃🍄 It's September let the spooky season begin!
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10 Aug 2024
save our seas 🐠🐙🦀🐟🐬
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This has defined what true love is to me
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2. The world according to fish (Elastic II projection)
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They did this in response to Chernobyl. Fossil fuel companies seized the moment and dumped millions into environmentalist groups, who did all radioactive fearmongering for them. To be anti-nuclear is to be pro-fossil fuel.
17 Aug 2024
Germany’s decision to blow up their nuclear plants and replace the energy with coal and gas will go down in the history books as one of the biggest self-owns of all time.
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So, this morning I went into the garage and noticed the attic was wide open. We don’t use it and it’s a heavy panel, so I was freaked out already but trying to play it cool for my kid. But tell me why my 5yo stared straight into the darkness and said “a man lives there.”
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I just learned that my grandma apparently willed me a small parcel of undeveloped land in the West Virginia wilderness
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I kind of love how ridiculously impractical it is to walk anywhere in the suburbs
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Walz: "I don't need you telling me what books to read, I don't need you telling me what religion we worship, & I sure as heck don't need you telling me about my family." If this principle fully guides their policy platform, they'll win in a landslide.

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I wonder if there’s any historians in the Star Wars universe that refuse to use the BBY and ABY dating system because they think it’s not inclusive to the whole galaxy and is too Core-World centric
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31 Jul 2024
Replying to @OrdinaryGamers
The community note 😂
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It really is Joever wtf
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