me drill woodford. it make computer think.

Wow, that looks awesome Mr. Mayor! Not to one-up you but I embarked on a similarly ambitious expedition today. Let’s just say we were both probably near tears and out of breath, in the end.

Seems kind of like unforced error that Tourmaline set CNRL up to make this happen. Transacted Charlie Lake assets in green, CNRL in Grey, and Advantage in orange. All three packages (AAV, TOU, CNRL) have Charlie Lake and Montney rights (darker areas is where they overlap).

Holy hell cannot stress how important it is that Birchcliff get Elmworth on-stream like yesterday.

Imagine if you put a Western Haynesville in Canada, and made the D&C 80% cheaper. That's what Murphy Sundown is. They just drilled a fresh 8 well pad so let's compare the plays. First chart is a sample of Western Haynesville wells and the average of the group (30% cutoff), the second shows Murphy's Sundown wells vs. Western Haynesville average (which is almost in-line), and the third is the absolute gutshot semi-log rate/cum where the Murphy wells thanks to better rock quality, will end up producing 50% more gas despite lower IP rates. Pretty sweet wells, right. Yes, unfortunately, and because of the royalty regime (among other things), these wells are still a 14% IRR and 0.17x P/I10% at US$3.75/MMBtu Henry Hub and -US$2.00/MMBtu basis. Unfortunately they're completely uneconomic at US$3.50/MMBtu Henry Hub and -US$2.15/MMBtu basis. SOMEONE BUILD NEW PIPELINES PLEASE.

Took the autobahn (pre-7am Sunday Deerfoot) into the office this morning. Freaking exhilarating.

If only this guy fought for the Canadian economy as hard as he does for... well... you get the picture.

Yes I’m watching the NY Knicks New Y Kdunvegan licenses N I C K S

He literally went on BNN and told people it was an “ESG aligned investment”. It went bankrupt months later.

Josh Young telling everyone to buy Razor Energy in 2022

Every crisis has its ‘nothing to worry about’ guy. 2021 it was Dr Fauci calling vaccines “Safe and Effective.” 2026 has PATCH calling for Cushing tank alarmists to be not allowed to eat at restaurants because they don’t “trust the engineers”

Imagine the collective number of brain cells killed from skilled O&G workers holding their breath through the tunnel on their way for a frosty shaft on draft. Likely hundreds of 150 IQ folks that could have solved the global energy crisis and brought fresh prosperity to Alberta knocked down to 65 IQ now with the intellectual max capacity of Josh Young. Imagine the global poverty Jeromy could have solved with clean cheap energy, just by solving the tunnel piss problem. I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night.

SATURDAY TIMELINE DETECTIVE SERIES 🕵️ 🔍 Is @MrDoughski truly “UNAFFILIATED” as he claims to be in his Bio? Our research team has determined that @NuggetCapital is running the Doughski account based on the similarities in their price target format. Will @mrdoughski clear the air and come on to an X space to prove he is not Nugget Capital? Or is the Bayshore Boy himself a SCAM being perpetrated on this sacred community by mastermind @NuggetCapital in an effort to confuse the boys?

Gas producers be like “I have the lowest breakeven of just $2.88/mmbtu” then natural gas averages $1.74/MMBtu for a decade

Many of you have heard rumors and seen posts on this website. Today I am officially announcing that I am seeking candidacy for the position CEO of oil. My position is simple. No. New. Wells. Once we have the market acting rationally I will grant permission for a very limited number of new vertical wells. Anyone caught drilling horizontal will be fired, anyone that attempts to drill for dry gas will be deported to Saturn or Jupiter. They can live out their remaining days on a gas giant if they love gas so much. Thank you for your support. 🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️

It’s called interior design babe, look it up.

This is still my favorite tweet of all time @okie_jayhawk

It must legitimately suck so bad, like psychologically, to be a gas producer. You put in all the same work as an oil producer, but instead of selling your product for $80, you sell it for $2, and sometimes you sell it for negative money... and that's just the way it is.

I take Cialis to make Duvernay type curves. I mean I don’t really need it when I’m looking at the Duvernay but it would be disrespectful not to, if you get what I’m saying.