Myra (she/her) • mid20s • Puck-knower • Professional Hayden Pike hater • Forever thinking about married Hollanov

Joined May 2026
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Watershed is now complete! 🛶 Ilya reflecting on how they settled into the Centaurs post-outing 🛶Shane smothering Ilya in so much caretaking and love 🛶Crack treated seriously 🛶 Hollanov getting freaky in the woods with notes of Exhibitionist Shane 🛶 Mini coded SMAU as C5
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My confession is that I really want to put my Est. 2021 Hollanov through therapy in a fic and document that process but I fucking hate every experience I’ve had with therapy so I feel like I can’t write it well LMAO
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This is a me problem, I’m a huge believer in therapy, I just think I need DBT and not CBT but have to stay with my current therapist for Reasons rn
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Soooooo many fics of Shane finding out he’s pregnant and freaking out not enough of Ilya caretaking 3rd trimester Shane who’s excited for a kiddo but so done being pregnant
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(I’m so ready for the next installment of Cinnamon Bread y’all don’t even know)
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“Why mpreg Shane and not mpreg Ilya” bc I need to self-insert hurt/comfort x.com/shanebug2481/status/20…

I understand that spiritually Ilya would probably enjoy being pregnant far more than Shane but unfortunately for him, one of my greatest passions in life is seeing Shane Hollander In A Situation™️
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What Shea said :3
share your favorite albums and let people make assumptions about you
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Melodrama - Lorde Perverts - Ethel Cain SAYA -Saya Gray How I’m Feeling Now - Charli XCX
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Shane Hollander’s Raads-r Test retweeted
And now we wait
The Hurricanes are four wins away from Seth Jarvis filling the Stanley Cup with white Monster and Nerds gummy clusters
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Shane Hollander’s Raads-r Test retweeted
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The little bunny on the onsie….i could sob
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It’s perfect characterization but that being said it cracks me up that we have Shanebug but no Ilya equivalent
im crying why r all the ilya bday fics sweet cute domestic bliss fluff while shane bday fics were freak nasty dripping on the walls stinky room freaky sex this is beautiful i love it
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Shane Hollander’s Raads-r Test retweeted
ABSOLUTE CINEMA #StanleyCup
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STANLEY CUP FINALS ARE OVERR
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Shane Hollander’s Raads-r Test retweeted
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and congrats to seth jarvis’s bisexual friends while we’re at it
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Shane Hollander’s Raads-r Test retweeted
it’s actually hilarious how in any other season i would never root for the canes and yet tonight (and every night i worked at the gay bar to get them a finals win) i have become their drunken lesbian oracle
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Shane Hollander’s Raads-r Test retweeted
FUUUUUUUUCK CARTER HART
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EVER SINCE I WAS A YOUNG GIRL (three weeks ago) I HAVE ALWAYS RODE FOR MY NATION OF NORTH CAROLINA (I have never stepped foot in the state)
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I’m trying to stay pretty private bc of my job, but lately I’ve really been enjoying the idea of someone going Sherlock on my A03 account and being able to piece together where I live from the context clues I leave lmao.
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(To be clear I’m not trying to prompt a challenge, but if someone was able to it wouldn’t be a real problem and I would find it funny)
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Let the record show that last night I went to two of the places I wrote into this fic, got the same drink orders and was having the surreal experience of living in my own fic, and THEN the DJ randomly turned the TVs on to start playing Hollanov edits and I lost my damn mind.
Happy pride month! Please enjoy Canva Graphics, Jello-O Shots, and the Healing Power of Techno: archiveofourown.org/works/86… 🌈Newlywed Hollanov learns how to be out in public 🌈Harris Drover’s Bootcamp for Queer Centaurs begins 🌈Luca Haas is a bit of a slutty club rat
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