Watershed is now complete!
🛶 Ilya reflecting on how they settled into the Centaurs post-outing
🛶Shane smothering Ilya in so much caretaking and love
🛶Crack treated seriously
🛶 Hollanov getting freaky in the woods with notes of Exhibitionist Shane
🛶 Mini coded SMAU as C5
My confession is that I really want to put my Est. 2021 Hollanov through therapy in a fic and document that process but I fucking hate every experience I’ve had with therapy so I feel like I can’t write it well LMAO
Soooooo many fics of Shane finding out he’s pregnant and freaking out not enough of Ilya caretaking 3rd trimester Shane who’s excited for a kiddo but so done being pregnant
I understand that spiritually Ilya would probably enjoy being pregnant far more than Shane but unfortunately for him, one of my greatest passions in life is seeing Shane Hollander In A Situation™️
im crying why r all the ilya bday fics sweet cute domestic bliss fluff while shane bday fics were freak nasty dripping on the walls stinky room freaky sex this is beautiful i love it
it’s actually hilarious how in any other season i would never root for the canes and yet tonight (and every night i worked at the gay bar to get them a finals win) i have become their drunken lesbian oracle
I’m trying to stay pretty private bc of my job, but lately I’ve really been enjoying the idea of someone going Sherlock on my A03 account and being able to piece together where I live from the context clues I leave lmao.
Let the record show that last night I went to two of the places I wrote into this fic, got the same drink orders and was having the surreal experience of living in my own fic, and THEN the DJ randomly turned the TVs on to start playing Hollanov edits and I lost my damn mind.
Happy pride month! Please enjoy Canva Graphics, Jello-O Shots, and the Healing Power of Techno: archiveofourown.org/works/86…
🌈Newlywed Hollanov learns how to be out in public
🌈Harris Drover’s Bootcamp for Queer Centaurs begins
🌈Luca Haas is a bit of a slutty club rat