DOZY DON IS LITERALLY DESTROYING THE PEOPLE’S HOUSE — FOUNDING FATHERS ARE ROLLING OVER. INSTEAD OF LOWERING PRICES LIKE ME, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR, HE’S BUILDING HIMSELF A “TEMU-VERSAILLES” (GOLD-PLATED BALLROOM)! AND THE PRICE KEEPS CHANGING: $200M… $250M… $300M… NOW $350M. NO “ART” IN THAT DEAL!!! NEXT WEEK IT’LL BE A TRILLION (“A BARGAIN!”). HE CLAIMS IT’S “HIS MONEY” (FALSE! DONOR BRIBES!). NO HEALTH CARE FOR YOU, BUT A GOLD BALLROOM FOR HIM. EPSTEIN INVITED TO PARTY LATER THIS YEAR?? IT’S TIME TO RETURN THIS SAD, PARTY-CITY PUTIN PALACE AND THE DISCOUNT DICTATOR FOCUSED ON DECORATING. THROW DOLLAR STORE DON AND HIS FAKE GOLD OUT (DEMOCRACY!). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN