once a year there should be a melee tournament with no ruleset. just best of 3, 4 stocks, 6 minutes. everything legal, controller macros, freeze glitch, pound stalling, hyrule temple, everything.
@KanekoaTheGreat just connected an X account (@cforce3000) to last night’s would-be assassin Cole Allen.
I’ve been digging further and found multiple other gaming/social accounts tied to variations of that same username. At least one of them directly lists that X handle in their bio links. Accounts on Roblox, YouTube, Twitch, and Chess.com.
Are we the noble blacksmith? Do we sharpen their mighty blades? No man we are not. We are polishing the shoes for the court jesters man we are sewing little bells into their hats. its a first to 25 in the kings court and hes switching streams when the cambells soup ad starts.
there is an intense sexual tension between tournament organizers and controllers modders. the email exchanges and vendor applications we have to fill out are the equivalent of staring at each other from across the room.
In the genesis venue a can of pepsi is 6 dollars and if you try to bring your own water in the venue a trained gorilla in a hi-vis vest crushes your skull
If you guys didnt fuck up the nintendo smash world tour everything would be different man. Instead of winning 400$ one lucky gamer could be going home with a golden switch controller and 80 dollars in nintendo e shop points.
there would be so much less controller misinformation if any of the controller modders were both charismatic and knowledgeable. Instead they are either car salesman or antisocial freaks.
Ive actually saved up like 400 perfect x axis PODE noble potentiometers as a contingency for when we go back to vanilla melee no UCF. Every time someone gets a module put in that has a 95% dashback pot I steal it. They never notice.