>be me, 15yo UK lad
>Starmer just banned under-16s from livestreaming "to protect the children"
>I'm in school, it's a Friday, hell yeah
>some absolute madman starts stabbing the entire year 10 lunch queue
>blood spraying, kids screaming, teachers nowhere to be seen
>I was on facebook so hit the livestream button
>big government error: "livestreaming disabled for your age group under the Online Safety Act"
>try normal video recording instead
>Another error: "Graphic content detected, please scan government issued ID or seek permission from your parent/guardian"
>Teachers manage to subdue him but he's still screaming in a foreign tongue
>mfw get closer and see that stabber is a 30 year old boat migrant with a beard who just started at my school
>BBC: "tragic school stabbing, 15 year old arrested on suspicion of murder"
>No information passed to parents
>No information passed to public
>No questions permitted to be asked
>I would've been the only source of what actually happened
>Media can't even talk about this
>Local MP calls it outrageous and demands knife arches for every school
>Prime Minister says those who carry knives will feel the full force of the law
>Nothing gets done
>Even if was, it won't bring back the dead kids
>News story gets buried in 3 days after the next mass stabbing
>Don't look back in anger
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK will be banned from using disappearing messages, romantic AI chatbots and livestreaming as part of Keir Starmer's social media ban