Regular guy, talks golf, brutally honest and a bit vulgar. Once earned a WAGR point.
Joined January 2013
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2 Apr 2022
Always trying to hit a cut off a hook stance. Put that on my tombstone.
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Jun 15
Hate the BoT like me? Good, please sign below:
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Jun 15
Fun fact: In 2019, a Google Maps vehicle accidentally drove ON THE COURSE at Shinnecock Hills.
And it’s still visible on Google Maps Street View.
The final photo shows the route he took on the course before turning around.
#USOpen
#ShinnecockHills
#OddGolfHistory
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Jun 15
Love the @fried_egg_golf shirt, but getting a Larry Rinker card with it was the icing on the cake. Thanks boys. @AndyTFE @TheRealPJClark @BrendanPorath
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Good thing the renovated the course for the tour.
Jun 9
BREAKING: MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ROCKET CLASSIC
As a valued Rocket partner, I wanted to update you directly on an important announcement we're making today at 10 am ET via the Detroit News.
After nearly 13 years as a PGA TOUR title sponsor, including eight years in Detroit, 2026 will mark the final Rocket Classic. We are incredibly proud of what this tournament has meant to the city, from creating unforgettable moments for fans to raising more than $10 million for local organizations.
When we launched the Rocket Classic, our mission was to shine a national spotlight on Detroit. That mission has been accomplished – our city is celebrated as the model for resilience, innovation and community-driven progress. During the pandemic, we expanded our focus to include bridging the digital divide, helping Detroit make tremendous progress from one of the least digitally connected large cities to a leader in digital inclusion.
Rocket’s commitment to Detroit is as strong as ever. We look forward to celebrating the final Rocket Classic in 2026 and the lasting impact this tournament has had on the city.
Get Your Tickets - rocketclassic.com/
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So unlikeable.
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And @therealmcnair
Jun 8
"El 0,001% más rico no usa marcas de lujo."
Sí las usan.
Simplemente eres demasiado pobre para saber cuáles son esas marcas.
Olvídate de Dior.
Olvídate de Louis Vuitton.
El dinero de generaciones usa lujo silencioso.
Aquí tienes seis marcas que realmente usan multimillonarios, líderes mundiales y miembros de la realeza:
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Played a local am event this weekend and struggled mightily. But had my kid on the bag, which made it more fun and kept me smiling. She's a pretty good looper. Maybe she learned something and enjoyed it. At least she got paid.
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Jun 5
Portnoy is a scumbag and a hypocrite.. He actually personifies the University of Michigan perfectly 🤷♂️
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May 27
I think it’s time to end men’s and women’s days at clubs. Even the leagues…Hear me out…
Let’s be honest, men’s day and men’s league was fabricated as an excuse for weak men to tell their wives they were obligated to golf on a given day. Sort of like Valentines Day. Then women decided they were going to play the same game and we caved.
Now we have blocked off tee times for women’s day that are used by like 3 groups….it all really back fired on us. You weak men need to have stones to tell your wife you are playing golf whatever day you want..gives us another half day of open tee times. Just be nice when you come home and don’t be totally hammered..it will work. If we want leagues fine but just work it into day long times..not blocking tee sheets.
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May 19
For those of you who struggle with tree rationale….
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May 16
Remember when DJ was looong? Tiger called him STUPID long circa 2009.
Dude hit 180 ball speed once on Friday. He's just a guy now.
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May 16
Under armor nooooooo
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May 16
Jennifer Sräga, who leads the women’s competition, gets her final round under way 👌
#G4DOpen
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May 16
6 birds in 7 holes for @Mike_kim714 is sick. Didnt see this on the bingo card at Mink today.
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May 15
"Strongest field of the year" doesn't hold water if Luke Donald is playing.
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Absolute savage today. Big win. Goal from D. True enforcer.
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