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21 Apr 2025
May I offer you some blue in these trying times
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I always thought it was paper view when I was growing up
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Hey man I hope your coworkers waterboard you
After having a kid, it’s just so funny to think about single people taking a vacation to unwind Unwind from what? Sleeping in?
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Jun 15
Diddy Kong Racing soundtrack while doing anything
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Jun 15
Telling me to come sit on the couch
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Entirely his own fault after saying all that shit about “pure and ethical basketball” while LARPing as Uncle Iroh and then playing like a terrorist on the biggest stage.
Niggas did a full 180 switch on Wemby LMAO
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Jun 14
De’Aaron Fox left Malik Monk and it weighs heavily on his conscious
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Jun 14
Hey he was way better here
Jun 14
De'Aaron Fox plays basketball like he's still on the Sacramento Kings. (derogatory)
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If we liquidated Elon Musk as a financial entity we could each pocket $3,000. Just putting that out there. 3K. Not bad.
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Jun 12
I haven’t heard one Somalian complaining that I can remember but I haven’t gone a day without hearing this worthless fuck complaining for like 10 years now
Trump: "Guys like me built the country. I watch all these ingrates, they're always complaining, complaining. They didn't build anything, they couldn't build anything. Look at what's happened in Minnesota. Somalia."
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Jun 11
Making sure he had space to get a shot up with Wemby being there to contest
I guess it will never matter but what the absolute heck was Jalen doing here
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Going to Miami specifically in hopes it will make a plan for me
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Bro blew 20k on the shed and then said fuck it we’re buying Target’s back to school collection
if you work from home and have the yard space, I can't recommend a backyard office enough. Built mine 3 years ago for under $20k all-in. best work-life upgrade I've ever made.
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I know that backpack comes with a spinny hat
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30 Jun 2024
All Kia no soul
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You ever take a screenshot of twitter and be in photos trying to hit the buttons
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Gm
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2 weeks ago
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Air Bud 8 and he’s like doing step backs and running the Spanish pick and roll
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Waking me up from my nap for no reason
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