Abandon all hope ye who enter here. (he/him)

Joined January 2010
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eat a potato
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White peoples really be aging like cheese cuz wym im older than you
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I’d love to see what chaos Timothy chal gets up to tonight
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Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time
THAT WAS THE BEST FOOD IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE OMG 😭😭😭 VAMOSSS CHICHARRONNN! 😍
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No way 😂
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Wtf with the video game footage @Fifa
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this mf bet on Donald Trump to score a goal
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Just cooked up this World Cup parley I know god got me today 🙏🏼
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
which way western man
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Y’all clearly weren’t there when Bleach was on Toonami. Cause I swear a blind man was scheduling them episodes 😂 One week Ichigo fighting Grimmjow, next week this nigga back in Season 1 chasing random hollows. Then the week after he’s in Hueco Mundo again 🤣🤣🤣
how the fuck is bleach not more popular than one piece??
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ok that is diabolical
You can now get Papa John’s Garlic Sauce at Walmart. The game has changed forever
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Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles
JUST IN: Redditor claims he can now “use ChatGPT” in his head & accurately predict what it would say.
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Just 2 more knots of wind please
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throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell
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Jun 9
This is what happens when the KNICKS LOSE
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Orange's approval rating just dropped another 20%
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You inconvenienced all those people to fall asleep at the game and the Knicks lost?! Boy…..
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A small group of high-end companions are charging time-poor technorati thousands an hour by offering a blend of sex, attention and genuine intellectual rapport. Check out the full story: forbes.com/sites/annatong/20… (📸: Jamel Toppin for Forbes)
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Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 NEW: Nine people have been injured at a shooting near England’s World Cup camp in Missouri [@TheAthleticFC]
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sure elmo
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Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀
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Wtf is Core Kites doing
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Meanwhile on Chinese TV: "I visited California in the 80s. They were promising high-speed rail. China didn't even have highways." 40 years later, they have built zero. China: biggest high speed rail network. "The superiority of socialism is clear."
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