Unapologetically conservative. The leftist media is gleefully destroying the county. 🚫DMs
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21 Dec 2022
This never gets old. If you're under a certain age, you've probably never heard of this before.
When Boris Yeltsin went grocery shopping in Clear Lake chron.com/neighborhood/bayar… via @chron
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Making fun of Herman Cain’s death: acceptable.
Calling Clarence Thomas the n-word: acceptable.
Doxxing Supreme Court Justices: acceptable.
Wishing death on a sitting President: acceptable.
Celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk: acceptable.
Making fun of Erika Kirk because she’s not mourning the way you think she should: acceptable.
Calling Michelle Obama a man: UNNACCEPTABLE AND MUST BE CONDEMNED IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE BY EVERYONE WHO IS EVEN REMOTELY INVOLVED!!!!!
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Bitchy note shoved into the mailbox by a bitchy mail "person" first off.. I RARELY put outgoing mail in thr mailbox cause SHE RARELY TAKES IT.. I put it right up front.. second. SHE PUTS THE INCOMONG MAIL IN THE BACK OF THE BOX. @USPS is this how you like customers treated?
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Someone drew this map of WA State for foreign visitors here for FIFA.😂
'Explodey-mountains' describing our volcanoes on the Cascade range to 'non-explodey' mtns on the Olympic range.
Just know if you go to Seattle, be very careful as it's pretty much run by Antifa with an Antifa Mayor. 😉
Watch out for needles and human feces when walking. 🙄
Go about an hour south of Seattle and you'll be in more 'normal' territory with US and Trump flags. 🇺🇸
We also have a very conservative Sheriff in the county south of Seattle.
We're not all freaks in WA state, but you have to get out of the Seattle area to find us normies.
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In an alternate timeline, Barack Obama never tried to insult Donald Trump at the 2011 White House Correspondent's Dinner, and as a result Al Franken is currently President, gasoline costs $17 a gallon, COVID never happened, all Americans are legally required to wear rainbow stars on their chest during the month of June, Elon Musk is in prison, Marc Elias is a Supreme Court Justice and Russia owns Alaska.
Thank you, Barack Obama.
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I’m rolling out the @HillaryClinton ACTUAL “accomplishments.” Here’s another one!
EVEN EVEN MORE HILLARY
In the summer of 1997, Bill Clinton visited Denmark. We landed on AF-1 in Copenhagen, boarded Marine One for a night time tour of the coast en route to Kronborg Castle, for Shakespeare the “home of Hamlet.” We landed at around midnight and were welcomed with open arms by the queen and her staff.
Beautiful, historic castle. I was put up in the Scottish Military suite. Beautiful room with a fully appointed spread of meats, cheeses, breads, fruit, and a full bar. All served, of course, with fine china and crystal.
After a phone call with my wife, I made sure POTUS was down for the evening and went to bed.
The next morning, the queen had a breakfast spread for Clinton and the staff. Again, first class.
As we headed to the motorcade to leave for an event and the flight home, I was pulled aside by the Danish military aide.
“Buzz, we have a problem. Your staff stole the china and crystal from their rooms. And took other things as well.”
I was stunned and chagrined. I apologized profusely and told him I’d handle it.
I talked with Hillary and the White House chief of staff and told them what had happened.
They both shrugged their shoulders. No apology. Nobody held accountable. No repayment.
Just another day in the Clinton White House and a group of Ugly Americans.
I don’t want to hear a damn word from @HillaryClinton about White House decorum. Not a word.
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Hi @PBS, according to your own standards staff must exercise civility online and avoid sharing opinions online that compromises PBS’s public trust
Does a board member calling for Trump to suffer a severe illness leaving him permanently disabled fall under these guidelines??
Jun 14
Bob Greene is the Board Chair for Rocky Mountain PBS
He says he hopes Trump has a stroke for his birthday leaving him unable to walk or speak
Any comment @PBS?
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It is time once more to consult the Urban Dictionary
CBS: The Iranians are saying they're gonna have access to a $300 billion reconstruction fund. True or false?
JD VANCE: That's the sort of things they could have access to so long as they honor their end of the obligation
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BREAKING UPDATE: U.S. District Judge Jennifer Thurston just DISMISSED a lawsuit brought by nonbinary Yosemite Park employee Shannon Joslin who was FIRED for hanging a trans flag at the park
18 Aug 2025
UPDATE: SJ Joslin, a "non-binary" scientist and one of the individuals reportedly responsible for hanging a giant transgender flag in Yosemite National Park, has been FIRED from her position at the park.
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They usually have such high standards.. 🤔
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LOL this gave me a much needed chuckle
HOA Karens: Just as annoying as regular Karens, but with clipboards.
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Since "Big Mike" is trending again...
Bro, the closet is glass at this point! It's about time to just let it all hang out! 😂
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The Tartan Army are an absolute credit to Scotland. Here they are heading towards Fenway Park for a Boston Red Sox baseball match…to the sound of bagpipes, obviously!
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