Random thoughts and comments of a middle aged guy. Just here for the entertainment.

Joined February 2009
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I know a bad tweet when I write one
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Who DOESN'T start vacation with leg day?
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Let’s just skip to the part where you block me
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Going to the gym won't cure your depression. However, it's much better being depressed with abs than being depressed without abs.
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lack of sex can cause memory loss, stress, anxiety, and even memory loss
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WELL... Unfortunately, the cost of living has finally affected me, I've decided to sell adult toys, hmu for orders Discretion is guaranteed Walkers,Wheelchairs, Oxygen tanks,Walking sticks,Adult diapers,Teeth glue,Heating pads and Ibuprofen by the box
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Is a 6 paragraph text a reason to end a 40 yr friendship? 😂
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hope flickers like fireflies dancing with twilight
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Welcome to Twitter: it’s extinct
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Stopped to smell some roses
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Happy Tuesday!
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Officially at...don't wear that it's needed for vacation part of the week
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Fuck where are my keys and other morning salutations
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I didn't think I'd have to run a master class in how to open a soda so it doesn't explode but here we are.
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Better late than never. Was a hot one.
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I read we aren’t supposed to push through pain during a workout, bitch, at my age if I don’t push through the pain there would be no workouts ever
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Twitter is the Gen X of social media.
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4 Oct 2019
date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names
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We all watch each other in the gym. You see someone do something great....complement them 💪
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It's Ironic: All my Adult Life, I never found a Woman who Didn't want to Change me. Then I got Incontinent. Now, none of them want to Change Me...
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Life hack: get gas before the tank is empty and you will avoid running out of gas
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