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Simon Bloke Collins @SimonCollins74

Not angry, just disappointed

Joined March 2009
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Refugees, hey? @PaulineHansonOz #worldcup @Socceroos
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mariana Z
@mariana057
May 29
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan? You take away their little brooms…
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Oh my god, Eddie McGuire’s son is talking about the Essendon coaching situation. Please, tell me more.
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Bloody hell, #essendon - I can’t do everything!
Essendon FC@essendonfc
May 29
The Essendon Football Club confirms that Assistant Coach Ben Jacobs and Head of Psychology and Wellbeing Ben Robbins have departed the Club. The Club thanks both Ben Jacobs and Ben Robbins for their service and wishes them well. essendonfc.com.au/news/20354…
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Who should be the next #Essendon coach?
0% James Hird
0% Nathan Buckley
0% Daisy Pearce
0% Brian Goorjian
0 votes • Final results
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One (Dough)Nation
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They don’t even want to price gouge us! Trolleys at a premium at @woolworths Highgate, WA
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Vis-a-vis #ZakButters - no @afl player, coach, umpire, club official or AFL employee should be employed or paid by a betting agency or one of its subsidiaries. You’ve got an Integrity Unit, why not have integrity too? #NickFoot
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Leggo’s for Lego. Smart.
CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil
@CBSEveningNews
Apr 17
Police say a 28-year-old California man allegedly bought expensive LEGO sets, kept the pieces and returned the boxes filled with dry pasta. Authorities say the scheme was repeated about 70 times nationwide before he was caught.
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Rained so much during #AFL #GatherRound that they should’ve given everyone a bar of soap and called it Lather Round #aflpowersaints
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Moses: Here are my 10 Commandments … you won’t believe what’s No. 7.
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Hands up, who’s having fun? @essendonfc
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Pulp Librarian
@PulpLibrarian
Apr 1
In my continuing doomed attempt to promote more 1980s Dutch pop music on X, may I present Dolly Dots and their 1983 single Don't Give Up! Dolly Dots started in 1979 and had 25 top 40 hits in the Netherlands, changing their look and their sound along the way. Don't Give Up came out around the same time as their TV show launched, and four years later they would star in their own movie 'Dutch Treat'. Angela, Angéla, Anita, Esther, Patty and Ria decided to call it a day in 1988, but came back together for a 2021-22 reunion tour.
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In the style of Chris de Burgh: “Don’t fill the jerry cans; Don’t go to Bunnings twice; Don’t fill the jerry cans; Until Albo cuts the fuel excise!”
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Craft breweries passing off market research for new stunt beers as April Fools Day posts again this year. #craftbeer #beer #AprilFoolsDay
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To all the #Essendon haters saying that the stupid wild card final round was just to give us a better chance of winning a final - the joke’s on you! #afl #bombers
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Democratic Wins Media
@DemocraticWins
Mar 25
BREAKING: Bruce Springsteen just announced that his band will be doing a tour in effort to fight back against Donald Trump's authoritarian overreach. The Boss is back!
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Essendon’t 😭
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Tasmania Football Club
@FC_Tasmania
Mar 21
Has your team ever lost?
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