Information security specialist with an interest in military history and old films

Joined March 2013
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Replying to @DVLAgovuk
You are a total shambles, a failed Agency
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Replying to @RoyalMail
@RoyalMail why is the Royal Mail app so universally rubbish today
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@RoyalMail can’t you even scale your servers properly? Or is this a ransomware attack?
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In response to the rampant levels of misinformation on @X, Adam Leon Smith, Fellow of @bcs & @RashikParmar, CEO of @bcs said:
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@thinkdefence have you seen anything as extraordinary as this? Battle of the ladders
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The first time I’ve seen ladders used offensively in combat
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RT @DavidEvennettMP: Britain is the greatest country for tourists because of the wide variety of visitor attractions. This afternoon I was…
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Tory MPs Liz Truss, Anne-Marie Trevelyan, James Gray, and Vicky Ford have all put their Amazon Prime subscriptions on expenses. Please retweet this if you think MPs should pay for their own Amazon Prime subscription.
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Happy New Year from the Information Commissioner's Office!
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This is the speech of a PM who knows she's done, and is trying to write her own obituary in advance. I think she's going to walk next week.
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The "Brexit Betrayal" narrative has begun. Here's why it's bullshit...
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You've had it from the horse's mouth: May's deal is worse than staying in the EU. Here's how we can force a rethink... please RT and email your MP today....
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"There's a man's hand holding on to the foot of the bed." #LaurelAndHardy #StanAndOllie

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16 Jun 2018
Yo guys, this is a 24 hour race
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12 Jun 2018
I'm totally not jealous at everyone in Le Mans right now
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10 Jun 2018
That’s not running
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thanks all. I'm hugely pleased to have been made Dame. sure there are things I worry about (empire? ), and I expect a twitter torrent; but i am still pleased that studying classical civilisation can make you Dame. Happy. It's an honour for all who explore the ancient world 0
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Wowsers! My former tutor & brilliant teacher Prof Mary Beard has been made a dame in Queen’s birthday honours list for services to Study of Classics & Classical Civilisation. She’s one of the many reasons I studied Classics. Congrats @wmarybeard but I’m surprised you accepted!!
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8 Jun 2018
Network Rail boss Mark Carne appointed CBE despite rail chaos on.ft.com/2xY1vZQ

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I am laughing so goddamn hard at this video of Trump inexplicably putting his water bottle on the floor, and Pence immediately doing the same for no reason whatsoever.
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6 Jun 2018
Hacker obtains information of more than 92 million @MyHeritage DNA service users → bit.ly/2sLxHd8 via @DigitalTrends #CyberBreach #InfoSec #InsiderThreats #BehaviorAnalytics
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