Joined May 2026
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- Followers 152
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I think it’s working…
Snapping my dick like a glow stick to see if it lights up
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People talk about Hitler being the most evil man to ever live, but what about the guy who makes the connections puzzles?
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Whenever I feel down about my follower count I imagine 150 people pinning me down and raping me. Easy way to visual how many people that really is. Also gives me a massive erection haha
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Snapping my dick like a glow stick to see if it lights up
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Next woman I see I’m killing myself in front of her
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18 is the perfect age to be a pedophile because you can plausibly deny it
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I do actually have some lines that I don’t cross when tweeting…one of them is making fun of the dead. Even Hasan Piker could die tomorrow and I wouldn’t joke about it
Jun 14
Sam Hyde nuked this guy’s career by memeing on bowl cuts lmao
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They’re calling it the “most third world” reply of all time
Jun 13
Some time man loose control
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Streets are saying 14
How old do you guys think I am? What do you picture when you see my tweets?
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How old do you guys think I am? What do you picture when you see my tweets?
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Would love to see a Fleshsimulator gym arc where he gets absolutely shredded
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Strawberry Simulator retweeted
Jun 13
He Simulated across the room
Very strawberrily
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How does he look like a racist caricature of every race?
Jun 12
Karmelo Anthony supporter:
"I don't give a f*ck about White lives... F*ck dat cracker. We smokin that Austin pack, pu**y!"
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I’ve noticed that the media people say is best is often simply what made them feel something. It doesn’t even have to be good; they’ll call it good as long as they felt properly happy/sad/uncomfortable/scared/etc.
Jun 11
one of the greatest shows of all time idgaf
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Strawberry Simulator retweeted
Gonna keep posting this even though @SimulatedBerry probably hates it and no one else gets it because it’s funny to me
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Strawberry Simulator retweeted
Jun 12
YOU'RE M'BOY BLUE!!
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