Christian, Father, Husband and shitposter in that order.

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I’ve gained a lot of new followers these last few days. Welcome to the family boys. Get ready to have fun.

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Ship that dude to Africa.
Nina Lin got arrested in NYC for riding on top of a Amazon delivery vehicle
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The masculine urge to create beauty out of war. 🥲
Genuinely, what were they feeding Xbox 360 marketing
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Lmao Mamdani is so desperate to become a streaming personality that he pulled major strings to “accidentally” crash this dude’s stream. He’s so Indian lmao
IShowSpeed didn't realize he was sitting next to Zohran Mamdani the Mayor of New York City the entire time while at the World Cup game 😭
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The Bible talks of this. Not about aliens but that “psychics” are bullshit.
🇺🇸🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Una VIDENTE advierte que el próximo 24 de Junio, mientras se esté jugando el partido entre Brasil y Escocia, HABRA UNA INVASIÓN EXTRATERRESTRE, y MILLONES de personas serán ABDUCIDAS.
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Grown Muslim men should never be anywhere near children. What the fuck?
Sneako hosts an impromptu one minute podcast with a kid about the energy shift and unity in NYC "Everyone's united in anger at our president and just the system, capitalism..and also now united in the New York Knicks, just more together u know" "How much do u think that has to do with Mamdani, what is the reason that NY is back to the way it should be?" -Sneako "Anger is the biggest thing that brings ppl together and I think what's happening right now, what our president is doing, just everything is making us angry"
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The entire idea of a “streamer college” is fucking stupid. If you’re entertaining then an audience will naturally grow. It’s something you can’t teach. You can’t give someone a personality.
ExtraEmily really had no one show up to her Streamer University class on the first day 😭
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Daily reminder. If your a manager. Keep perfect records of all employee demerits and write ups. This happened because a lazy manager let a lazy employee be lazy.
A woman was fired after showing up late to work 47 times over 10 months, then was awarded $11.25 million after suing the company for racism 😳💰
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Sex scenes in movies are pointless. In historical movies they are like a wet fart.
Russell Crowe Recalls ‘Sticking to His Guns’ About No Sex Scenes in ‘Gladiator,’ Discusses ‘Fantastic’ ‘Highlander’ Reboot, Finding Success on Netflix variety.com/2026/film/global…
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Water parks, state fairs. Cheap cruises. I’ll never do them. I’ll stick to Branson thank you.
Carnival Conquest staff deserve hazard pay at this point 😆
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People trying to make this shit George Floyde 2 electric boogaloo don’t get it. This kid was a thug, a killer with a nasty ghetto ass family who made him who he is.
Stephen A. Smith says Karmelo Anthony murdered Austin Metcalf. "I don't give a damn about what your race or ethnicity is… Just because you're white and young doesn't mean you deserve to be murdered."
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>be liberal >drink the globo homo koolaid >start globe trotting to third world shit holes to “experience” other “cultures” >fucking die Happens a lot actually.
JUST IN: 21-year-old dies after workers forget to attach safety rope and push her off 40-meter bridge in São Paulo’s Limeira, Brazil
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That is the most Indian shit I’ve ever seen.
YouTube CEO Neal Mohan has gifted MrBeast a custom Play Button award for hitting 500,000,000 subs.
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What’s that make? 10 church fires this year?
Another church on fire in France last night.
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Buddy carbo loaded with natty ice before the weigh in lmao
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Hokit arrives wasted for UFC weigh-in and VOMITS on himself on camera
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Lmao SUFFA bitch
Charleston White fell out with Karmelo Anthony’s father. He recently said he had $75,000 for Karmelo’s appeal
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Buddy. You couldn’t pay me to visit a water park in modern times. Fuck that.
A White man stops two scholars from cutting in line at a water park. They try to skip ahead, claiming they have “fast passes” and that their “cousin” up ahead has passes for all three of them. They keep trying to push through but the White man doesn’t allow it. When the park worker comes over to tell them they have to go through a separate fast pass line, of course, they’re nowhere to be found. They think they’re above the rules and people are getting sick of it.
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Imagine being born to the richest man on earth and fumbling that bag because of porn addiction.
Elon Musks estranged transgender son Vivian Jenna Wilson performs onstage at an anti-ICE drag show to raise money to pay for legal bills for illegal migrants.
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This is what happens when game devs are so woke they have to perfectly mo-cap the aging actresses after their games take 10 years to produce or else be labeled “age-ist”.
Es delirante ver como Sony ha afeado a todos sus personajes femeninos en las secuelas. Son mujeres completamente distintas.
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We have the most powerful game consoles to ever exist and pre-rendered cutscenes from 2007 using windows XP stunt on the quality of a AAAA game studios.
God of War II (2007) female character designs vs. God of War: Laufey (2026). 19 years apart. What in Kratos' name happened?
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This will either be very inspiring in 2042 or some of the most black pilled shit depending on demographic shifts over the next 10 years.
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