Product Security Architect, Theory Wonk, Fascinated by Vintage Game Architecture, Game Modder, Colors are my Happy Place, Always Curious.
Joined January 2019
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19 Jul 2024
The thing you didn’t know you needed. Finally a chance to sauna your foot down a full size in 2 hours. shopmelissa.com/products/tex…
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6 Nov 2022
At Smithsonian. Teen Girls on a field trip deciding which Neanderthal they’d date. Evidently this guy scored very high. #KidsAreAlright
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5 Nov 2022
At airport. Stylish 50-ish woman sitting ahead of me. She talks in a cartoon baby voice and in 5 minutes has disclosed she came from divorced parents and spent her youth between parents and is extremely protective of a small teacup dog that is her support animal. Many questions.
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24 Oct 2022
Playing mini golf. This place has that Big Olmec energy and is playing 9-to-5 by Dolly. I love all of it.
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18 Oct 2022
I was today years old when I realized some @PenzeysSpices labels have a #1 written in spicy negative space.
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14 Oct 2022
At the Las Vegas airport. Some ladies from the BYU Volleyball team are in the terminal. They are taking selfies with the slot machines in frame and laughing themselves into hyperventilation. The most charming thing I’ve seen in a long time.
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11 Oct 2022
We’re joining a bowling league again. I gone to the lanes early to do paper work and pay. Now I’m at the bar with a Coors lite and utterly impressed with how drunk the old guys are for how little into the night we are. #Dedicates
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8 Oct 2022
Anyone looking for a Program Manager experienced in tech? I know someone who's looking. Former Army Captain, impeccable character, all around good dude.
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7 Oct 2022
While out walking, we discovered a tree that was crackling. Any idea what sort of a bug does this. Wildly wrong answers also welcome.
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6 Oct 2022
At the vet, noticed damage on the blinds. Was the cause human child or pet?
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30 Sep 2022
I just assumed Speak and Spell worked by hooking together a list of recorded phonemes, but it was far jankier(heavily compressed prerecorded words) and also why you couldn’t get it to say “Fart.” learn.adafruit.com/bringing-…
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23 Sep 2022
Saw this and thought. Oh, young youths, you’ll finally learn of a foot sweatiness that will blow your freaking mind.
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21 Sep 2022
I ordered this classy shirt on Amazon. Amazon suggested I subscribe so I don’t run out. I feel seen.
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21 Sep 2022
Glad to see more GAN generated women in positions of technical authority.
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