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Jonathan Trueman retweeted
I'll never understand why these people celebrate removing their own right to free movement. Everyone else in Europe still has an entire continent to call home.
After many years of campaigning, I am delighted the Immigration Bill which will end free movement on 31st December has today passed through Parliament. We are delivering on the will of the British people.
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Three solid letters there. Especially the last...
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And the Gold goes to the @intbcc International Bomber Command Centre in Lincolnshire! Congratulations #VEawards2020
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“My new passport has arrived, Katey.” “Excellent, Johnny. What colour is it? There was a lot of fuss about them being blue again.” “Actually, I’d say it was more...” “Nooooooooooooo!”
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Chester Zoo - not just a day out, a world-leading conservation science centre. Boris Johnson: Save Chester Zoo! chng.it/KLjrXJGH via @UKChange
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So, they think if we know where it’s come from, we won’t buy it. Well, that tells us everything we need to know about US chicken, I think...
Jonathan Trueman retweeted
Were the million plus who marched to the same place asking for a final say referendum not also part of a democratic debate and process? @lewis_goodall
1 Feb 2020
Tired after spending an evening with a few democratic friends. To all those colleagues and mates I didn't see last night, this photo may explain why. Wow. Now the democratic reboot needs to begin.
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Jonathan Trueman retweeted
I’ve just had a ‘phone call on my mobile from someone claiming to be from @YouGov asking how I was going to vote. When I asked who their client was they wouldn’t say, and when I said YouGov don’t do phone polls, the call was terminated 1/2
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A joy to work on, and a well-deserved win.
Hurrah!
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Jonathan Trueman retweeted
THE HORDES DESCEND
31 Oct 2019
Police move huge Brexit protest along on Whitehall.
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Jonathan Trueman retweeted
30 Sep 2019
I often struggle with the logic of politicians, but this is total nonsense. Why would it not be right to tell us - me and you and business and everybody - what will happen if we leave the EU with no deal in a few weeks time? ‘Not right’ means ‘Wrong’. Why? Why is it wrong?
30 Sep 2019
Sajid Javid says it “would not be right” to talk in public about the government’s Plan for Brexit before October 31. A matter that is of vital importance to jobs, businesses, trade in a little over 30 days. Extraordinary.
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Jonathan Trueman retweeted
29 Sep 2019
I can’t quite believe I am saying this, but after a bit of research I have found out that the #ConservativePartyConference is being held in a venue that received £3.7M of EU funding for its redevelopment in 2007. Please give this a RT
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Jonathan Trueman retweeted
28 Aug 2019
I have been a conservative voter all my life. No More! One of the foundations was always the freedom of self determination. Once that is removed it removes my rights, I cannot allow that #stopboris #StopTheCoup #StopBrexitSaveDemocracy #StopBrexit
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I don't usually do politics, but this isn't about parties, or even about Leave or Remain. This is about protecting democracy. Urgent -- Boris is suspending parliament to force through his #Brexit. Here's how we stop him! #BlockTheCoup fb.avaaz.org/campaign/en/bre…

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Jonathan Trueman retweeted
12 Aug 2019
No, because the tank, the Spitfire, the bouncing bomb and the Harrier jump jet all SPONTANEOUSLY INVENTED THEMSELVES, you fucking moron
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Jonathan Trueman retweeted
Gaps on our supermarket shelves a week after No Deal Brexit. 30-40% of our produce comes from the EU. This is not "project fear". This is the former CEO of Sainsbury's.

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Jonathan Trueman retweeted
My dad, who as you know passed him self off as an actual writer for a surprisingly long time, wrote a poem about Gove back in 2016: Michael Gove Is a funny cove Not wedded to veracity; He avows one ‘truth’ on a Friday And its opposite on the Saturday.
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Jonathan Trueman retweeted
Oops. Boris, twatting on in a way that he might just regret. Particularly if every single one of you hits retweet. Joy.
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Jonathan Trueman retweeted
“All stations immediate readiness. We believe the invasion has begun.” Great background piece & exhibition preview in the @FT about our new immersive cinema experience @bletchleypark, produced in collaboration with @PLBltd @DJW_AV @_TheHub_UK #BletchleyParkDDay
5 Apr 2019
Bletchley Park exhibition reveals role on D-Day on.ft.com/2Uk4UwZ
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