Deprogrammed sports guy now reporting news and "Wine Country" oddities for The Press Democrat. I don't freestyle much, but I write 'em like such.
Joined April 2010
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Hey, Twitter family. I will keep this account as long as they let me. But I'm also now on that platform where the sky is blue and not blinded by Starlink. Similar handle there: @SkinnyPost. Find me. Connect with me.
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NYC in a nutshell.
Millions celebrating in a sea of wonderful community. Some people being total assholes and criminals. And the people who make the city actually run such as The New York City Department of Sanitation doing what they do every day.
I think it's the greatest city in the world and always will.
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MAGA just kept introducing new diseases to America until they found one that ivermectin actually works for!
IVERMECTIN KILLS NEW WORLD SCREWWORMS IN BOTH HUMANS AND ANIMALS
LIVESTOCK: 12 studies found 97% prevention of New World screwworm infestation in cattle wounds
HUMANS: Documented complete larval elimination in severe oral and eye socket infestations
"Horse pasteโ wins again.
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lmfaooooo it did not come through like this on the TV broadcast, that is BRUTAL
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Senator Jim Justice is a GOP Senator, a coal baron, and a friend of President Trump.
Earlier this year, his coal company found out it was under criminal investigation for environmental crimes.
But then Todd Blanche's office got involved & told investigators: pencils down.
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Jun 4
Gotta hear both sides.
Jun 3
Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station trib.al/xTEPEl0
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Letโs all put our helmets on and play queer football with basketballs for Pride Month
I am impressed!
I was sure Donald Trump would never post anything about pride month. And then he posted this!
Clearly, I was wrong!
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Election night weirdness in California's 4th Congressional District. AP numbers from early returns jibe with the Secretary of State's... except for like 2,000 ballots that AP is giving to candidate JIMIH Jones and the state is giving to ERIC Jones. I'm Jonesing for accuracy!
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We saw I Love Boosters at Alamo a couple weekends ago. Overall, a great experience. But people were literally booing the new QR ordering system, lo.
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For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you itโs truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesnโt negate how ridiculous this is. Please donโt cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.
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Jun 2
Incredible scoop from @EricM_Katz
notus.org/policy/usda-bed-buโฆ
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always remember: it's antisemitic to conflate Jewish people and Israel, unless Jonathan Greenblatt does it, in which case you're antisemitic if you don't do it too
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FINALLY a president willing to take on the crisis in toothpaste theft
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Nobody in media blew a 28-3 lead quite like Sports Illustrated.
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May 28
OOF
Young MC has busted a move
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* plumbing (duh)
May 20
Super normal plumbling, I don't know what you're talking about
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