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Drew Leary @SlateCasting

I’m just as big an idiot as you are, but I hide it waaaay better.

Joined April 2015
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If you were smart, you’d be able to do both. Grammer? 😂😂😂
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Gross!😂
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Drew Leary retweeted
Either Oracle@EitherOracle
25 Mar 2024
Replying to @marykirst @KellyScaletta
Actually, there’s a painting in the attic of her as happy, loving and empathetic. She’s like Dorian Gray in reverse
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Tuck in your cross. 😂
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Anatomy of a Fall…en hero. x.com/HotMessBless/status/17…
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂
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RIP Richard Lewis. A genuine comedic icon and pioneer, achieving the heights of comedy from the depths of his confessional complaints.
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Replying to @myQConnect
@myQConnect Thanks for the outdated literature that comes with your product I purchased today BECAUSE of the stated “effortless”Alexa integration.
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Oh, and thanks for the timely lack of response or professionalism. That totally tracks.
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Got it, Dr. Feelgood.
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How about THAT shot that we didn’t show! Amazing. Allegedly.
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Maybe if you didn’t ask for “extra meat”, (it’s actually DOUBLE the portion, idiot) just MAYBE you wouldn’t be so full of sh*t.
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#GreatestNightInPop Why no Ray Charles part?!
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They should have a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize. THAT he deserves
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Greed?
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“That should fuckin’ scaaah you”. 😂😂😂
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Dumb and dumber.
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I’ve never seen a visual, snarky tone before.
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Drew Leary retweeted
Craig Campbell
@craig_c83
28 Sep 2023
My girlfriend asked me to do her hair like a Rastafarian. I'm dreading it. #Joke
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Matt Oswalt@MattOswaltVA
15 Sep 2023
if only the surveillance cameras inside the federal prison where Jeffrey Epstein was being held were as technologically advanced as the ones at the Denver Center for Performing Arts presentation of Beetlejuice
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