Hey @NMFCOfficial, when can we expect to see your statement of support for Mitch Brown?

A Midwest princess

Still dancing!

A thread.

Here is a statement from Amnesty International: “The root causes of these repeated cycles of violence must be addressed as a matter of urgency. This requires upholding international law and ending Israel’s 16-year-long illegal blockade on Gaza, and all other aspects of Israel’s system of apartheid imposed on all Palestinians. The Israeli government must refrain from inciting violence and tensions in the occupied West Bank, including East Jerusalem, especially around religious sites. Amnesty International calls on the international community to urgently intervene to protect civilians and prevent further suffering.”

Hey Twitter peeps, is there anyone out there who plays Pokémon Go and wants to be friends? I am aware that by tweeting this, I am outing myself as a 12-year-old child.

“Lydia cut her own bangs.”

Every time something Herodotus said is confirmed to be true:

AI over here being like “look at this super realistic eight fingered person”. I learnt that lesson the hard way, by which I mean finishing an elaborate character art drawing right before @AlfontsIV asked me why they had five fingers and no thumb. instagram.com/p/CSVzQEjp0rF/…

Welp, the time has finally come. I have fallen spectacularly on my face on a Japanese sidewalk. Should have bought a charm at the temple yesterday to ward off accidents. It was tempting fate.

My phone has categorised the following as people in my photos app: me, me with a fringe, me from a distance, @JookpubStock

All I want for Christmas is for Lindsay Lohan to have a long career making more holiday-themed movies.

Pantone channeling their inner bridesmaid dress for 2023.

I’ll be sticking around on Twitter, but I have staked out my ultimate username on Mastodon. You can find me in my final form as @slayton@aus.social

Why is Gilgamesh so much more attractive in the original script? I guess I'm a sucker for a man in cuneiform

I’ve dusted off my ancient NaNoWriMo account and will be writing everything except a novel this month! First up is a graphic short script, nonfic about women’s cycling spaces and a poem about a Bungalow. Hmu if we’re mutuals and you want to be buddies.

I don’t want to brag, but I’ve listened to Midnights back to front, and that was just because Spotify kept crashing when I tried to listen to it the right way through.

If the Try Guys bring on a new person, will they be a trial guy?