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Joined March 2009
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Jun 14
The key to why some people flirt well… and others seem like scared robots trained on an incel forum: open.substack.com/pub/karley…
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I asked 20 women what they (actually) think about dick size… and what I found was more interesting than I expected 😏 open.substack.com/pub/karley…
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May 31
Popular theory has it that banging your ex opens up old wounds and cock-blocks you from moving on. Okay, sure. But who has that much willpower? open.substack.com/pub/karley…
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Karley Sciortino retweeted
s/o to the person at the araki screening who stood up and said heyyyyy gregg you’re right that gen z doesn’t have sex but i’m trying to get laid right after this if anyone is interested
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May 24
What’s “too much” stalking, and what are we REALLY looking for when we lurk the ex??? 😈 open.substack.com/pub/karley…
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May 21
It’s one of dating’s most annoying questions: If you want a relationship, how long should you wait to fuck? 3 dates? 3 months? 3 seconds? I have a new theory 😈 open.substack.com/pub/karley…
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May 10
If you’re looking for a relationship, when is the ideal time to sleep with someone you’re into? I have a working theory… open.substack.com/pub/karley…
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I wrote about a particularly strange “sugar” date from my 20s involving an internet stalker, a hot British stranger, a duffel bag full of cash, and far too much alcohol 😵💫🥊 open.substack.com/pub/karley…
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Apr 27
When (if ever) should you text a man you’re newly dating? 🤔😈 open.substack.com/pub/karley…
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Apr 21
I took a break from men… and loved it. Here’s what I learned in my seven months of intentional celibacy 😏 open.substack.com/pub/karley…
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Apr 19
What happens when you turn 40, stop dating, get a puppy, and do a solo cross-country road trip? (It’s giving Eat, Pray, Don’t Fuck?) open.substack.com/pub/karley…
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Apr 12
It’s seems like there’s these numbers we’re supposed to hit in order to achieve a “good” sex life… but what’s not enough vs too much? (Asking for a friend? Lol) open.substack.com/pub/karley…
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What #bimbofication actually is, who’s into it, and what most people are getting wrong 😈 substack.com/@karleysciortin…
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Mar 30
I wrote about how a series of increasingly strange dates—with men who dont ask questions, have d*ck issues, and live in apts without furniture (???)—led me to a period of celibacy 😈 open.substack.com/pub/karley…
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Mar 21
Made a list of my fave things—from great butt jeans to the perf $10 mascara to a maximalist duvet. Shop here: open.substack.com/pub/karley…
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Mar 17
Between 60-70% of women have faked it… but what’s behind all the fraud? 😏💦 Read: substack.com/@karleysciortin…
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Who needs to hear this? Lol. My convo with one of my fave dating coaches, Amy Chan, is all about dating (and how to do it better vs just fucking/spiraling/ghosting our way through the abyss). Full pod here: open.substack.com/pub/karley…
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