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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
We're supposed to believe Daniel Cormier was hacked but then he regained access to the account two minutes later without any help from Twitter? Riiiiight. Eric Trump is as corrupt as his daddy
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
Obama was better at everything. #ObamaAppreciationDay ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
The MAGAs were right, they said if we voted for Kamala Harris we'd lose a war with Iran
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
Americans realizing they spend $80B to bomb Iran only to pay Iran $300B more to undo the damage
JUST IN - Iranian media says the U.S. agreed to present reconstruction plans for Iran amounting to at least 300 billion dollars.
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
After watching the clip is some loser screaming โ€œMichelle Obama is a manโ€ on the White House lawn while trump supporters cheered Iโ€™m even more proud that President Biden called maga what they are; trash.
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June 14th is now Michelle Obama Appreciate Day. Maga is vile... the worst of the worst in the country. This woman is beauty, grace and class personified.
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
โ€œItโ€™s time to wake the fuck upโ€ Neil deGrasse Tyson: โ€œHalf of my fellow graduate students when I was getting my PhD were foreign nationals. Do you realize one third of all the Nobel Prizes in sciences won by Americans were won by immigrants to America? If youโ€™re gonna trail the world in practically everything, including your economy, itโ€™s time to wake the fuck upโ€
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
Replying to @Acyn
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
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But, but I thought Bud Light turned people gay?!?!
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
Replying to @Acyn
Martin Luther King Jr.: "I Have a Dream." Trump: "I Had a Bigger Crowd." Two very different approaches to history. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
Trump, August 2024: โ€œStarting on day one of my new administration we will end inflation and we will make America affordable again, because the prices are too high.โ€
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
We had press releases about this, we showed it all to you with their laid-out plan in Project 2025... people scoffed at us. Well, here is Mike Johnson saying Republicans will cut Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security next year. Good luck.
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
THE REAL TRUTH
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
โ€œEVERY ELECTION WE LOSE IS RIGGED! EVERY ELECTION WE WIN IS VALID!โ€ -MAGA
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO AMERICA ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿค”
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
Spot on.
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
Ferris Bueller took his "Day Off" 41 years ago today. June 5th 1985. Happy Ferris Bueller Day #80s
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Smarshmellow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldnโ€™t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isnโ€™t a good guy looking out for Americaโ€™s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didnโ€™t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. Itโ€™s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things weโ€™re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. Thatโ€™s the joke.
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