I would be crying “I AM GOING TO DIEEEEEEE” 😭😭😭

This is Ryley my hero, working to get where he is today. It’s been a long long Rd for him and his family but like Ryley they have shown tremendous guts courage and determination, well done to them all and thank you for letting us be part of your glory 👍

My friend has two tickets to the England vs Spain game on Sunday. She paid £360 for each ticket including flights but didn’t realise when she bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as her wedding. If you’re interested, she’s looking for someone to take her place. It’s at Wells Registry Office at 3pm. The grooms name is Simon. He’s 5’11” and quite good looking…

Ollie Watkins. Hope you were watching your lad come good @OfficialECFC , @BrentfordFC and @AVFCOfficial . Now to go fix the roof.

Followed everyone that's followed me this week as is my Friday tradition. Thank you

My oh My Elon, I think your algiwhatsits are having a meltdown. Who to Follow 🤣🤣🤣

Followed everyone that's followed me this week. Thank you.

Thank you for everyone that's followed my heckle from the back stupidity. I will now take a few moments to follow you all back. I appreciate that Egor Musk may have limitations on this so it may not be tonight. Fuck The Tories.

Reform voters are getting properly triggered by the excellent Led by Donkeys @ByDonkeys video on Nigel Farage. For those who are thinking of supporting him because he's a man of the people, I have attached his tweet supporting Liz Truss's Budget. As many will by now know this action has either hiked their mortgages or prevented them from entering the housing market at this time. For those who think he's a true patriot, here's a picture of Farage celebrating the collapse of the pound on the eve of the referendum. I'm not telling people not to vote Reform or to vote Reform. I'm simply asking people to do their own research and decide for yourself. twitter.com/ByDonkeys/status… twitter.com/SmilySpook/statu…

Hi @Conservatives Rumour has it that The Conservative Party have deleted todays betting themed campaign advertisement. This is undoubtedly due to the news today of 2 candidates and the Conservative Campaign Manager being investigated over bets on the General Election date. Clearly nothing to see here because there is no way that The Campaign Manager who is responsible for running the campaign would have any knowledge whatsoever of the date when the campaign starts. 🤔 But hey for those that didn't see it, here's a sneaky little still taken from the advert complete with roulette wheel. Might have fun later with the whole thing. Remember folks. The Conservatives. They're here for our entertainment.

Was that it from Reform? No policies, Nothing.

Ok @i_iratus been thinking of going blue tick. I've been against it so far because I hate Musk. However, although I think personally the GE is a done deal, I feel my brand of half witted childish pokes from the back is important to counter Blancmange. What do you think?

Please don't suffer in silence. There is 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 somebody that will listen.

Prime Minister @RishiSunak just told @SkyNews what a great job he’s doing & how grateful we should all be! Back on planet earth - if like me you just can’t take anymore this absolute boll**** RT these actual FACTS widely

Please can we help Jason find the absolute hero who saved his son’s life tonight !!!!!!!

I'm absolutely bursting with pride. Many thanks to all my friends, family and followers in getting me to this point.

Hi @NUFC If there's any chance you can score another 2 without reply then Aston Villa would be really grateful.

Good luck to @LFC and @WestHam later.

Great following up by Bailey. Not sure whether it's Ollie's or Leons goal. Well played guys. UTV @AVFCOfficial