About myself in less than 160,that's a challenge from Twitter. I'm not great at being concise, tricky 2 squeeze it all in eh? ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ

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I told my boss I had three companies after me and so I was looking for a wage rise. He asked which three companies were after me... I said "electric, gas and water..."
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While Nigel Farage is busy serving his Clacton constituents in America, his effigy is being burned by the good people of Lewes. #BonfireNight2024
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โ€œMuslims? Completed โ€˜em mateโ€ ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
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He sounds like Jay Cartwright from The Inbetweeners.
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The search for Nigel Farage in Clacton enters its 18th week.
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Heโ€™ll have to if he wants to avoid prison. I hear Venezuela is nice this time of year ๐Ÿ˜‚
Trump says he and his family will leave the US if he loses tomorrow. Letโ€™s hope he doesnโ€™t plan for Scotland.
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For the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD please donโ€™t fuck this up America. Love, The Whole World* * Well, that Putin fella is hoping you do but heโ€™s got his reasons.
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REVEALED: The King and Prince William are funding their private lifestyles by secretly levying millions of pounds a year of charges from the armed forces, the NHS, state schools, charities, mining companies and the general public. thetimes.com/uk/royal-familyโ€ฆ
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To all those rejoicing about Badenoch being the purveyor of the Toriesโ€™ demise. Beware, Tice & Farage are looking like this at the current Tory party and their insidious slither hasnโ€™t gone unnoticed by me. #Tories #UKPolitics

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This made my day! ๐Ÿ˜€
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Earlier this morning Janey passed away in her sleep. Her family were with her. The love and support from all her friends and fans during this cancer journey brought her enormous joy. It has also been a huge comfort to us, her family and close friends, thank you.
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Thank you @UofGlasgow for bestowing upon my mum the honorary degree of doctor of the University of Glasgow. This has brought her so much joy in the final beats of her life. Janey is so honoured, and I am so immensely proud of her. Congratulations Doctor Godley. Ashley Storrie
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We appear to be actively losing Janey Godley, as her daughter seems to be taking over her twitter account. Iโ€™m so sad. Sheโ€™s been such a joy for so long. She will forever be known for this, one of the best things, ever.
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This thread is WILD ๐Ÿ˜œ
A photographer I follow on Instagram has put together that his bronzer use amps up when heโ€™s stressed / close to an election and is tied to his days in the rise of reality tv, and itโ€™s fascinating (More screenshots in replies)
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๐Ÿ‘€ BREAKING: This ad, when tested, moves under-30-men by 2 points away from Donald Trump. Thatโ€™s HUGE MOVEMENT! Please share widely! Guys donโ€™t want to be controlled either. #MAGAInYourSheets
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Just a quick update, I am safe now and getting help, Thank you for all your help โ™ฅ๏ธ
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Elon Musk stopped paying me TWITTER AD revenue money because I'm a progressive artist with tens of millions of impressions! He wants to pay Tim Pool, Alex Jones, Rogan, and the Klan, but not Robby Roadsteamer! Pls RT or find me a lawyer! ๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒŠ Or donate at robbyroadsteamer.com
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Woman whose government tanked the economy says what?
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๐Ÿšจ NEW: Liz Truss says Labour's Budget today is a "very socialist Budget" "Rachel Reeves is a disaster, this Budget is particularly bad, but let's be honest, the direction of travel started a long time ago. What she's done is pressed the accelerator on the economic doom loop."
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