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Exclusive clip from Michael Angarano’s 'SACRAMENTO' starring Michael Cera and Michael Angarano as two friends who take an impromptu road trip from Los Angeles to Sacramento. Also starring Maya Erskine and Kristen Stewart. Exclusively in theaters April 11.
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Our neighborhood was destroyed today. Information was critical and this app was useless. Shame on the misguided people who ruined this space.
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LeBron James to his other teammates: What is this, bring your kid to work day? -A few minutes later- Lebron to a security guard: What is this, bring your child to work day?
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stetson gonna need to turn things around in the second half
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In the lab...
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My bracket is busted already
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IM FUCKIN BACK BABY!!!!
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It's over.
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Cold, hard cash
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New Dune was shot on an iPhone????
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Give this guy 50% off his next visit
Crocodile attacks zoo keeper and a visitor jumps in the cage to help
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The Richard Lewis character on curb had to repeatedly defend humanity, community, social norms etc. Not easy to do that and be funny.
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Tell your buds in San Fran!! I'm playing tomorrow night!! @SFSketchfest
Laugh it up this weekend with these comics for their stand-up and sketch sets all over San Francisco. Featuring @jondaly @EugeneMirman @MohanadElsh @joyellenicole @jennyyangtv @derrickbrown @SmithChris. Tickets: sfsketchfest2024.sched.com/
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Wait, so December has 31 days, and then January ALSO has 31 days? I'm like, wait, what? #comedy #conversationstarter #months Happy new year, everyone, follow me for more evocative content!
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Some sudoku puzzles, known as "phantom" puzzles, don't actually have a solution and deliberately abandoning them is the correct solution. If you do this, you are smarter than those who continue to toil indefinitely.
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I'm thrilled to be performing in the @SFSketchfest - January 28! Be there!
Check out these theatrical comedy shows at #SFSketchfest 2024! @ScottThompson_ as Buddy Cole in KING: 1/25 @clubfugazisf, Teeny Tiny with @jebbygreeber: 1/28 @ILoveTheMarsh, @SmithChris: Acting in a Time Such as This / Dandy: Man of the Year: 1/28 at the Marsh Mainstage
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Chris Smith retweeted
Check out these theatrical comedy shows at #SFSketchfest 2024! @ScottThompson_ as Buddy Cole in KING: 1/25 @clubfugazisf, Teeny Tiny with @jebbygreeber: 1/28 @ILoveTheMarsh, @SmithChris: Acting in a Time Such as This / Dandy: Man of the Year: 1/28 at the Marsh Mainstage
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Would have a disastrous effect.
How many Earths can fit inside the Sun?
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Which is Robert?
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The tallest man to ever live, Robert Wadlow, poses with his family in 1935.
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Whom directed Oppenheimer?
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