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SmolLimitOrder retweeted
This JPMorgan saga proves every single Indian stereotype. 1. Scammer — fabricated a story to rake in some cash 2. Incompetent — failed at his job, likely lied about his credentials to get hired 3. Pervert — delusional sexual fantasies about white & Asian women #MePoo
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SmolLimitOrder retweeted
When Parlays are deployed on Monday: will you chase 100x returns? or will you act as the house? The platform is built for you, and owned by you.. but how you use it - remains your choice.
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Turning X posts into prediction markets. That’s it. That’s the product. → tip.stream 🏗️ (COMING SOON) Built on Pandora by @HeyAnonai @danielesesta @DeFAIchad @defidaddy
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SmolLimitOrder retweeted
12 Dec 2025
Pandora's Box is opening: - create your own gambling markets. - get paid 1% of all trading volume. or use our launch pad, and deploy your own prediction market protocol.
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SmolLimitOrder retweeted
28 Dec 2025
If Americans think the Minnesota fraud was insane, wait until they hear about Canada.
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SmolLimitOrder retweeted
16 Dec 2025
Own a Solarian and hold a piece of Solana’s history and a bet on its future. Read this carefully. 🤖
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SmolLimitOrder retweeted
29 Nov 2025
A trader thinks that the prices of eggs are going to increase, and so he contacts his broker and asks him to buy 1,000,000 egg futures at $1.70 Sure enough, a week later, the price of egg futures is $2.50, and the trader, happy to ride his winners, places an order for 3,000,000 more egg futures Next month, at $4.30 a piece, he pats himself on the back and restructures his liquid investments to buy another 10,000,000 egg futures At the end of the quarter, egg futures are trading at $7, and the trader finally calls up his broker and tells him to sell them all The broker replies: “To who? You’re the egg man!”
🚨FUN FACT: Today we learned that there is an autist (@KabutoKing_ ) currently collecting every first edition Pokemon Kabuto card in an attempt to gain complete dominance over the Kabuto market. He currently has 1700 Kabutos and has pumped the market price to over $10 a Kabuto.
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Back to the OG pfp
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SmolLimitOrder retweeted
11 Oct 2025
He wasn't lying. 95% of traders are FINALLY free from their finances. ~ Dr. Axius.
The mission? Financial freedom for all.
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The Perp-dex moment you’re seeing is like when Covid-19 happened and people started using Zoom and you were confused how Skype fumbled the bag. @trading_axe retweet this fuck nigga
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SmolLimitOrder retweeted
21 Sep 2025
it’s okay bro, you’ve only missed uniswap, ohm, defi summer, bayc, pudgies, doodles, ens, doodles, azuki, invisible friends, sol, dydx, pepe, bitcoin, inj, sui, arb, bonk, boden, wif, bome, goat, virtuals, fartcoin, chillguy, pnut, sol again, xrp, trump, hyperliquid, aster
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ASTER DEPOSITS ARE NOT WORKING @Aster_DEX
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Where the fuck is my SOL deposit? @Aster_DEX
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SmolLimitOrder retweeted
20 Sep 2025
Aster deposits are broken on Solana and nobody even noticed yet People in the discord are crashing out watching ASTER pump 20% while waiting for their deposits
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SmolLimitOrder retweeted
12 Sep 2025
exactly
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