Writer. Former (and possibly future) podcast producer. International man of mystery. Made you look.
Joined October 2018
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Apr 3
Alright, trying Bluesky again. Find me over there if you like.
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Jun 16
if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do
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Jun 17
Hey, let me know if need any perfume from my Uber driver.
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Jun 17
I say “we’re going to be rich next month,” to @smutlisa with same optimism as the patrons in that small town bar reading the sign, “topless waitress tomorrow.”
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Jun 16
Watching people I care about win at life is one of my favorite spectator sports.
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Jun 17
I normally try to catch a classic film I’ve never seen before but I’ll probably just get drunk and watch this again:
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Jun 16
RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved this.
Just flew right by the reflecting pool on approach to DCA. Looks like this morning’s hydrogen peroxide bleaching is having an effect on the perimeter.
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Jun 17
Being an international man of mystery sometimes means showing up to the fine dining restaurant in track pants because you have an overnight flight.
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Jun 15
"What surprises me most about humankind is that we get bored of our childhood, rush to grow up, and long to be children again. That we lose our health to make money and then lose our money to restore our health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, we forget the present, such that we live in neither the present nor the future. That we live as if we'll never die and die as though we've never lived."
~Anaïs Nin, Delta of Venus
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Jun 16
A million monkeys writing on a million typewriters could never come up with this.
Jun 8
Jacking off And Putting a Vice around The Tip of my Dick so When i Cum it Backfires and Blows my Balls Clean Off
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i love bringing this quote up on first dates rip </3
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Jun 14
This site needs a “block all other accounts created by this person,” not let them watch everything you do.
Jun 14
Attention: If someone blocks you and your creating alts to stalk them? You're a fucking weirdo.
Deactivate your accounts.
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Jun 14
Hanging out with a couple of hot ladies on a Sunday evening sipping on some wine. #IYKYK.
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Jun 12
Fucking Tumblr. Maybe I should see wtf is happening over there. Also, Ringo is the right answer.
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Jun 12
for context:
Jun 12
the mississauga towers look like if the twin towers tried to dodge the planes
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Jun 11
"You're allowed to think about the worst case scenario, but you gotta do something about it"
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Jun 11
You need to be attention-span-maxing.
Watch 3 hour talks. Read books for hours at a time. Watch the entire movie, without taking a break. Stare into space losing yourself in thought and imagination. Do not check your phone. The opposite of brain-rot is the will to focus in a culture which wants to pull you every other way.
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“Watch out Liz Lemon, a dracula is going to get you!”
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