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10 Nov 2017
Dog = shows belly for rubs Me = Behold! What rare and honorous favour thou hast bestowed upon me, a lowly human. I shall makest thine tummy pets mine life’s work.
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Hey so the penalty for making a pretend cop mad isn't death
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Laura retweeted
Reminder: The Epstein files released by lawmakers today are from the Epstein estate and were collected by the House committee. These are SEPARATE from the Epstein files, data, photos, and video still being held by the Trump DOJ/FBI. #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
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Laura retweeted
The past 30yrs of ending arts programs and degrading humanities and liberal arts degrees, was part of the set up for our current rise in fascism. It’s all connected.
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10 Mar 2025
Imodium. Felt like I was having a heart attack
Whats the worst drug you tried
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Your local elections impact so much. Even if you’re unhappy with the presidential choices, PLEASE VOTE DOWN BALLOT! If Trump wins we need local leaders who will fight for the rights of unhoused people, protect our sanctuary city laws, and be a safe haven for LGBTQ folks.
24 Oct 2024
Multnomah County turnout as of Wednesday, October 23. Current: 6% 2020: 32% 2004 - 2020 average: 15% 2004 - 2016 average: 11%
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24 Oct 2024
I LOVE THIS QUEER WITCH SHOW
The Road is not a straight path forward. #AgathaAllAlong
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Don't rank Rene on your ballot!
If you're a Portland voter, Don't Rank Rene!
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30 Sep 2024
So @ThornsFC season tickets have doubled in price in two years. ouch #BAONPDX
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25 Sep 2024
Eric Adams is largely the NYC mayor because too many voters didn't rank enough alternate candidates. So in Portland this fall you should absolutely use all six ranking spots and under no circumstances should you rank Rene.
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Laura retweeted
Nothing matters more than stopping Trump this November. Every progressive cause, every progressive conviction, every progressive goal you have will fare many, many times worse under Trump. Our definitive purpose right now should be electing Vice President Harris. Period.
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23 Sep 2024
they got Ann Hampton Callaway to do the vocals 😅👏
22 Sep 2024
OMG Y’ALL GOTTA WATCH THIS!!!!!!!
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13 Sep 2024
You should absolutely end friendships with people whose political views threaten your safety! That's fine actually!
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28 Aug 2024
Get out the vote! Support Simon, the cowboy basset NYC ambassadog
Who has your vote for Honorary NYC Dog Mayor?
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23 Aug 2024
Happy Virgo Szn
Some of y'all out there didn't read encyclopedias for fun as a kid, and it shows.
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This passage from Michelle Obama: "[Kamala] understands that most of us will never be afforded the grace of failing forward… we will never benefit from the affirmative action of generational wealth.    "If we bankrupt a business… or choke in a crisis, we don't get a second, third, or fourth chance.    "If things don't go our way, we don't have the luxury of whining or cheating others to get further ahead… we don't get to change the rules so we always win.    "If we see a mountain in front of us, we don’t expect there to be an escalator waiting to take us to the top.    "No, we put our heads down. We get to work. In America, we do something."
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21 Aug 2024
Dj Cassidy is CRUSHING IT at the DNC
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NOT MISSOURI PLAYING CHAPPELL ROAN AS THEIR ROLL CALL SONG this is the greatest thing i've ever seen
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21 Aug 2024
GOOD LUCK BABE MISSOURI!!!!!!!!
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20 Aug 2024
DNC airs new “Freedom” ad to kick off the Democratic Convention
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OUR LEGS? TIRED THE H*ES? PISSED OUR MEDAL? GOLD SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, EVERYBODY…PLAY THE GOD. DAMN. MUSIC WHAT, AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
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