Heard in NY: “What are The Russian Baths in E Village? A spa?” “It’s not really a spa.. it’s a NY institution…and its like a spa if it were a stop on the G Train.” @ZacFeltoon
Heard in NY: couple exchanging valentines gifts, “oh honey, I have a present for you too. It’s more of an idea for a present. And it’s for both us. Actually, it’s more for me.” #ValentinesDay2022
Heard in NY:
Angry driver stuck in traffic: [looooooong loud honk]
Pedestrian to angry driver walking past the stuck car at a faster clip: “Well that was effective.”
Heard in Brooklyn,
Little boy: “Dad, I want (mumble mumble).”
“What was that son? I can’t hear you.”
Sheepish boy, whispering in Dad’s ear: “I want abs! Do 9 packs exist?”